One Sentence archive - tag: "dumb"

Michael

My dad couldn't remember what type of animal was on the hood ornament of a Jaguar.

2010-08-31 12:14:35 / Rating: 323.75 /

I'm never surprised how often I stop at lights not realizing that they were, in fact, already green when I got there.

2009-03-27 14:17:52 / Rating: 339.75 /

Freshman year of high school is an embarrassing time to learn that marine biologists have nothing to do with the armed forces.

2009-03-09 12:11:34 / Rating: 276.25 /

A few months ago I just realized that made an idiot out of my self by saying, "Who said that?" to a person right beside me after he insulted me.

2008-04-15 23:04:45 / Rating: 262.75 /