lifescience
I came across an old lady laying on the side of the road in the middle of the night and when I approached her she looked up and asked, "Did I win the race?".
2010-02-17 16:03:50 / Rating: 359 / 
Story archives - tag: "elderly"
You'da Done It
My wallet and gas tank were both 100% empty, but my journey home was sponsored by a ninety-year-old man who paid me $5 to flash him in the crowded parking lot of the gas station.
2009-07-27 20:11:40 / Rating: 406.5 /
Defendant
I never hated an old lady until I hit one with my car.
2009-06-08 11:40:43 / Rating: 191.75 /
MG
I've always tried to be kind to the elderly, but when the nice old man with Alzheimers started giving me another leftover brick from his new patio everyday, I admit it wore my nerves.
2007-04-27 16:33:15 / Rating: 397.25 /