I tried to say "nice to meet you" to the President of my company, but could only get a muffled word out before I choked on my half-chewed-but-not-quite-swallowed animal crackers dipped in peanut butter.
2008-02-20 12:48:48 / Rating: 246.75 / 
She accidentally picked the wrong contact, sending a dirty text message to her Dad rather than her boyfriend Dan.
2007-11-07 16:30:37 / Rating: 292.25 /
When you asked how I got the poison ivy on my back, I didn't have the heart to tell you it was from rolling around in the grass with my new boyfriend.
2007-06-08 17:59:30 / Rating: 193.75 /
life was so much simpler when i could go peeling through the neighborhood on my bmx bike, topless, with all the boys and not feel an ounce of embarassment, then puberty came and messed everything up.
2006-06-27 17:34:32 / Rating: 587 /
