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If you thought toilet paper on the back of your shoe was bad, try someone else's used pad.
If you thought toilet paper on the back of your shoe was bad, try someone else's used pad.
As I dropped my spare change into his cup and heard a splash, I was horrified to realize he was not a homeless person begging for money but just a guy on the corner enjoying his coffee.
He was smiling at me until he realized that all he was ringing in for me was a box of laxatives.
As I got ready for my annual physical, I came to the realization that my gynecologist was about to see my boyfriend's name shaved in my pubic hair.
I am one of the ones that got burned by a home loan that was too good to be true.
Of all the things for a teacher to overhear me saying in class, "chafed areola" was probably not the best, even in context.
Afterwards, I accidentally blurted out, "That was better!"