Story archives - tag: "embarassment"

College Life

There was a hesitant knock at my dorm room door, and I opened it to find a guy standing there with my bra dangling from a pair of salad tongs and a dryer sheet sticking to his pant leg.

tags: bra tongs embarassment dorm college university guy girl awkward [add]

2010-10-19 14:35:36 / Rating: 569.5 /


With shaking hands, I held out a fresh-bought copy of his newest book and my luckiest pen... only to drop it into his mug of tea.

tags: favorite author embarassment klutz autograph [add]

2009-02-04 14:44:24 / Rating: 381.75 /


There are few things that inspire as much panic as being alone in a fitting room and considering asking for help out of a too-small dress that is covering your chest, face, and arms, leaving you barefoot in your underwear and your hands useless in the air.

tags: shopping alone embarassment dress need help [add]

2008-10-21 16:07:13 / Rating: 909.75 /


If you thought toilet paper on the back of your shoe was bad, try someone else's used pad.

tags: gross period pad humor embarassment [add]

2008-08-26 10:18:04 / Rating: 666.5 /

Snafu Suz

As I dropped my spare change into his cup and heard a splash, I was horrified to realize he was not a homeless person begging for money but just a guy on the corner enjoying his coffee.

tags: humor embarassment coffee homeless [add]

2008-07-09 00:01:01 / Rating: 1031.25 /


He was smiling at me until he realized that all he was ringing in for me was a box of laxatives.

tags: flirting secrets embarassment [add]

2008-07-07 10:35:22 / Rating: 463.25 /


As I got ready for my annual physical, I came to the realization that my gynecologist was about to see my boyfriend's name shaved in my pubic hair.

tags: embarassment physical gynecologist pubic hair shaved [add]

2008-04-04 14:24:49 / Rating: 597 /

Just me

I am one of the ones that got burned by a home loan that was too good to be true.

tags: mortgage loss embarassment [add]

2007-11-19 23:22:02 / Rating: 545.75 /


Of all the things for a teacher to overhear me saying in class, "chafed areola" was probably not the best, even in context.

tags: school humor embarassment [add]

2007-11-15 22:21:55 / Rating: 795.5 /


Afterwards, I accidentally blurted out, "That was better!"

tags: sex humor embarassment [add]

2007-09-29 00:22:03 / Rating: 730.5 /

Sam E. Wexler

The refrigerator repairman was the first to learn that I enjoy living in the nude.

tags: humor embarassment [add]

2007-04-11 16:16:48 / Rating: 590.25 /