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My mom hides my Christmas presents better than she hides her sex toys.
tags: humor Christmas embarrassing [add]
2010-12-23 13:52:41 / Rating: 596.25 /

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I soon discovered that thinking, "Don't puke, don't puke" does not prevent one from puking in the middle of a final exam in front of 400 people.
tags: humor oops sick exam embarrassing [add]
2009-03-13 15:41:09 / Rating: 547.25 /
