Poppy
As he watched them make his hamburger from the counter, my four year old announced loudly that he was no longer interested in being an astronaut when he grew up but would prefer to have a job at McDonalds.
As he watched them make his hamburger from the counter, my four year old announced loudly that he was no longer interested in being an astronaut when he grew up but would prefer to have a job at McDonalds.
As I looked back on that horribly mortifying moment I realized it could have been much worse, it could have been my mom that walked in.
My mother thinks we're dating because she found the hickies he gave me on my neck.
Just as we entered the jam-packed animal rights seminar, the elastic on my half slip failed, and it fell to the floor.
In college, I was in a morning class with 500 other students in a lecture hall, only to fall asleep and wake up about 5 hours later in the middle of another class.