Indene
I thought that she had said "Please take off your shirt", when the Russian neurologist had really said "Please take off your shoes".
2011-08-20 08:26:22 / Rating: 222.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "embarrassment"
mistake
I had felt so relieved when I remembered to take the envelope of nude pictures of myself with me when I went to my room that night, and it still makes me cringe to think what my father must have thought when he found them on the bathroom counter the next morning.
2010-09-13 15:23:50 / Rating: 169.75 /
Not Meant For Apartment Living
My neighbor just casually returned two pairs of panties that I'd left in the shared washing machine.
2009-09-21 10:02:58 / Rating: 271.75 /
The one who is
I never realized organism and orgasm are such close words, until the day i made my science presentation.
2009-06-10 11:00:03 / Rating: 430.25 /
Patricia
Worse than the pain of the tattoo was the embarrassment that he had to shave my toe first.
2008-12-04 13:18:03 / Rating: 361 /
Bottoms Up
It figures: the one time I get a hot-looking nurse, it's for my colonoscopy.
2008-07-29 13:52:30 / Rating: 566.75 /
J
Did the nurse really have to laugh when my mom said her nine-year-old had dropped a toenail in his eye and we couldn't find it?
2008-07-22 12:23:17 / Rating: 429.75 /
Emera
A sleepover is a bad idea when your parents have really loud sex.
2008-07-22 12:22:13 / Rating: 752.25 /
Dan
Exclaiming "Is there any chance that nobody saw that?" is a fantastic way to break the tension when you drop a glass in the crowded coffee shop where you work.
2008-05-27 10:09:22 / Rating: 326.25 /
thekatherine
His face turned a deep shade of red when his friend thought he had informed me of his buddy's hickie, when I was very aware it was from myself.
2007-10-30 14:17:27 / Rating: 444 /
Cori
We were getting along really well until I leaned over and vomited on his feet.
2007-08-14 16:58:30 / Rating: 471.5 /
Rob
Visiting Virginia, I thought the grocery clerk was calling my newborn son precious when in fact she was telling me in her southern drawl to "press yes" on the keypad.
2007-08-06 17:02:46 / Rating: 301 /
Pelly
When I mocked the name of Jean-Paul Sartre's daughter in a school presentation, my teacher replied, "Actually, Arlette is my middle name."
2007-06-26 16:59:26 / Rating: 422 /
girly
"We don't even have bras that size here," the saleslady announced to everyone in the store.
2007-03-07 09:43:17 / Rating: 469.25 /
JT
No one in the crowded pub told me I had toilet paper trailing behind me until I reached the bar.
2006-11-29 09:26:02 / Rating: 377 /