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I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.
I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.
I find it ironic that the day you stopped loving me, the heart-shaped locket you'd given me wouldn't close and just hung open, looking like a broken heart.
Although I never cared before, I am now forced to hate his baseball team on general pretense.
Getting to be your ex-girlfriend is totally worth having to have been your girlfriend first.
It has been 20 years and she STILL owes me the $72 for the hotel room.
He didn't think I was being serious when I told him that I would send his ex-girlfriend that text message from his phone.
Because of him, I cannot think "Iceland" without crying.