Story archives - tag: "ex"


I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.

tags: humor breakup ex crazy milk sleep [add]

2009-10-12 11:59:03 / Rating: 508.75 /


I find it ironic that the day you stopped loving me, the heart-shaped locket you'd given me wouldn't close and just hung open, looking like a broken heart.

tags: ironic love ex locket lonliness [add]

2009-04-27 15:37:12 / Rating: 680.5 /

Silent Red

Although I never cared before, I am now forced to hate his baseball team on general pretense.

tags: ex baseball [add]

2008-03-26 13:29:38 / Rating: 458 /


Getting to be your ex-girlfriend is totally worth having to have been your girlfriend first.

tags: ex girlfriend relationship [add]

2008-03-06 11:46:09 / Rating: 554.75 /


It has been 20 years and she STILL owes me the $72 for the hotel room.

tags: stood up ex 20 years [add]

2007-12-11 11:33:26 / Rating: 332.25 /


He didn't think I was being serious when I told him that I would send his ex-girlfriend that text message from his phone.

tags: text ex ex-girlfriend [add]

2007-10-25 13:30:02 / Rating: 399.75 /


Because of him, I cannot think "Iceland" without crying.

tags: ex boyfriend [add]

2007-08-28 23:11:03 / Rating: 446.5 /


I was developing photos of a party my ex-girlfriend's father had hosted when it occurred to me that if she died, no one would tell me.

tags: photograph photo lab love ex death [add]

2007-06-07 09:32:26 / Rating: 655.25 /