Story archives - tag: "facebook"

my idiot brother..

My family was awoken by gunshots in the middle of the night to find five bulletholes in the front of our suburban house- all because of an argument that took place on facebook.

tags: insanity stupidity guns facebook bizarre [add]

2011-11-02 10:09:00 / Rating: 224.75 /

Less Popular

I felt so happy to see "16 new notifications" on Facebook before I realized that I was logged in as my dad.

tags: facebook popularity pathetic humor [add]

2010-10-27 10:06:04 / Rating: 572 /

Three years after my mother and her father stopped dating, she added me on facebook.

tags: awkward friendship divorce parents facebook [add]

2010-01-22 09:08:46 / Rating: 351.5 /


I denied my pastor's friend request on Facebook because I don't want to hear about God every time I make a status about how depressed I've become.

tags: God facebook [add]

2009-12-10 14:01:12 / Rating: 517 /


I once put "waxing poetical" as my facebook status and now the ads on the side are all for hair-removal products.

tags: facebook status [add]

2009-07-17 11:02:13 / Rating: 397.5 /


He de-tagged himself from all our photos together.

tags: facebook relationships [add]

2009-06-16 09:21:34 / Rating: 451.5 /


He asked me, 'What's your name again?' and I wanted to tell him not only my name but that I've been stalking him on Facebook for the last seven months.

tags: stalker crush facebook neighbor [add]

2009-06-02 08:28:32 / Rating: 470.25 /


I spit out a drink in disbelief was when I saw that the man who raped me had joined a Facebook group for rape survivors.

tags: wtf facebook seriously!? [add]

2008-12-18 14:43:00 / Rating: 784.75 /


I unfriended them all from my Facebook page because I didn't want them to share my joys or enjoy my sorrow.

tags: facebook college breakup friends loneliness empowerment finally [add]

2008-12-02 13:06:55 / Rating: 739.5 /


Guilt overcame me when I shook your hand, because it felt exactly as I hoped it would after Facebook-stalking you for at least a year.

tags: facebook stalking [add]

2008-06-03 11:03:31 / Rating: 422 /

Facebook informed me that I'm not actually as important to my best friend as I thought.

tags: facebook friend [add]

2008-04-25 13:57:33 / Rating: 681.75 /


I came out on Facebook.

tags: lesbian gay facebook coming out [add]

2008-03-10 10:16:14 / Rating: 787.5 /


If you thought getting dumped in a text was bad, I just learned he ended our relationship through Facebook.

tags: facebook technology love break up breaking up text [add]

2008-02-26 14:41:27 / Rating: 852.75 /

That girl

I deleted my Facebook account when my past wall posts started ruining my current relationship.

tags: humor stupid facebook internet horrors relationship [add]

2007-09-26 01:07:08 / Rating: 638.25 /