Lily
My dramatic exit was slightly diminished when I followed the door slam with "YUCK FOU."
My dramatic exit was slightly diminished when I followed the door slam with "YUCK FOU."
In almost three years of not seeing her, I've swallowed oceans of booze, smoked cartons of cigarettes, slept with a dozen different women, been arrested twice, found God, fired God, and nearly died at the hands of five angry men; and I still can't get over her.
As we carried the fishing rods to the dock, it never occurred to me that the punch I had landed on the back of his head had started the end of my longest friendship.
The flutes could only watch the tenor saxophones and trombones brawl, and wish their instruments were bigger.
One night on ecstasy, I stopped a fight between two drag queens in the ladies restroom and then I made them give each other a hug.