Story archives - tag: "fish"

captain

I realized I was lonely when i started kissing the sides of my fishtank to say good night to my fish.

tags: fish loneliness fml [add]

2011-08-29 08:16:40 / Rating: 369 /

Thanks, Gustav!

201 electricity-free hours will make you reconsider ever buying frozen fish again.

tags: humor electricity hurricane fish gross [add]

2008-09-10 14:40:14 / Rating: 344.25 /

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My mother forgot to wash the pans between courses, resulting in cherry pie that tasted vaguely of fish, but it was still the best birthday ever.

tags: humor childhood fish mother [add]

2008-04-29 12:11:37 / Rating: 466.25 /

The Rik

I realized, ironically, that the reason it smelled like permanent marker next to my bed, was because my fish tank sprung a leak from the bottom and soaked my video game booklets.

tags: humor video games fish leaks [add]

2006-12-05 17:15:17 / Rating: 364.25 /