youloveme
Friends don't give friends seven orgasms.
2008-10-10 11:16:21 / Rating: 98.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "friendship"
Connor
All I could think of as my friend sat naked next to me encouraging me to throw up was what a great One Sentence it would make.
2008-08-04 09:49:49 / Rating: 185 /
Anonymous
Thanks to me my best friend hasn't killed himself yet, but when I burn out and stop trying for him he'll kill two other people, then himself.
2008-06-04 09:48:09 / Rating: 89.75 /
Politically picky
When I read his e-mail I realized why I have no Republican friends.
2008-06-03 15:37:42 / Rating: 81.25 /
A
I really took it to heart when my bi-sexual friend called me pretty, since she was the first person to mean it.
2008-05-28 15:58:05 / Rating: 116 /
The Only One
The day after prom of this year, I found out that I was the only person out of all my friends that was still a virgin.
2008-05-20 10:23:44 / Rating: 122.75 /
The G-Man
I stared at my best friend through his newly-broken windshield and was convinced it was his fault that I threw the shovel.
2008-04-07 14:32:29 / Rating: 109.75 /
So I started again.
You have no idea how many people distrust your willpower until you tell them you decide to quit smoking.
2008-03-06 13:04:01 / Rating: 141.25 /
Erzulie
I've had a crush on him for nine years and last night he finally kissed me.
2008-02-13 13:07:43 / Rating: 311.5 /
Wolfgang DelaSangre
The best hug I ever got was just before I found out one of my friends was dead.
2008-02-08 16:50:09 / Rating: 181.25 /
Jackson
Our hug may have only lasted for ten seconds, but my smile has lasted for weeks.
2008-02-06 13:33:17 / Rating: 253.75 /
Shattered Image
When my "innocent" best friend decided to go as for as she did on her first date, it shattered the image I always held of her and simultaniously planted the doubts that destroyed the friendship we had built for ages.
2008-01-25 13:16:21 / Rating: 102.25 /
bottom
Truly admirable friends go with you on frantic and unnecessary detours simply so you can avoid someone you probably should talk to.
2007-11-19 23:25:03 / Rating: 181 /
Hunter
I know that she is selfish and mean, but for some reason I can't shake the fervent wish that she'd believe my side of the story and be my friend again.
2007-10-15 17:31:12 / Rating: 142.5 /
Rachel
For future reference, "just friends" don't feel each other up on the living room floor.
2007-10-11 11:15:57 / Rating: 301.5 /
Gaby
When I called my friend after her husband died, I didn't think that she would end up consoling me.
2007-09-21 15:19:24 / Rating: 173.5 /
IE
Had I gone back to sleep when I saw his number, he'd be dead, but I still feel like a bad friend.
2007-09-18 13:13:54 / Rating: 208.25 /
Harrison's Daddy
I then came to realize that because of such freakish weather that winter, that global warming took my friends life.
2007-07-03 17:17:31 / Rating: 131.5 /
ElliB.
It was only after the sleepover with whipped cream and pillow fights and her boyfriend on speaker phone that I found out she had lost her virginity to him an hour earlier.
2007-05-21 10:15:51 / Rating: 179.75 /
Jane Gallagher
I didn't make you a bridesmaid because we're friends, I made you one so that you would have to wear that horrible bridesmaid's dress (and therefore have less of a chance of getting laid at my wedding, whore).
2007-03-14 17:07:43 / Rating: 256.75 /
violet
I found you asleep cuddling with my best friend, so I stole your shoes and buried them in the snow.
2007-01-25 11:31:56 / Rating: 255.75 /
bah
Sometimes I forget names, but that day my failing memory made me see him as a complete stranger, and he never forgave me.
2006-11-27 14:36:08 / Rating: 144 /
Rae
"If you think that will help," I said blankly, and with those words, I planted the seeds for two years of mourning.
2006-11-21 09:55:15 / Rating: 218 /
Loulou
We'd been best friends for over 18 years, and then he kissed me.
2006-11-09 09:59:57 / Rating: 222.25 /
Jack.Coiner
Except for the drool, poop, and hair loss, my dog is the greatest friend I've had.
2006-10-24 10:24:08 / Rating: 206.25 /
Your Friend
You could have bought me a first class trip around the world, but it wouldn't have meant as much as your hand on my neck did last night.
2006-10-17 09:59:39 / Rating: 220 /
Tina
My best friend was an evangelical athiest and eventually dumped me because I would not convert.
2006-10-16 13:30:54 / Rating: 148.5 /