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I knew he was the one to keep when our second date, during which I accidentally gave him a facial scar with my teeth, was not the last.
I knew he was the one to keep when our second date, during which I accidentally gave him a facial scar with my teeth, was not the last.
Someone had a piano that was broken, and someone else had a bunch of land, so that inevitably led to a very well-attended piano burning party late one night.
There isn't much greater evidence that you've had a fun night than waking up under a pool table with a picture of a horse and a stapler.
We played ping-pong, trading loving trash across the table, and my ex-girlfriend looked on with what I hoped was a hint of jealousy.
Streaking with 1234 in the middle of the night at that Christian school just proved that religion had never been a part of my life.
We were going to stay up all night recording experimental music on his computer like John and Yoko, but then his mom came in and told us it was time for him to go to bed.
At work, I learned that shake mix can be a wonderful plaything, and it's just as fun to watch someone shove it into their mouth.
Seriously, a Nerf basketball hoop CAN make your game better in real life.
It wasn't until after prom that she told me I was the only guy who didn't bother her by having an erection when dancing with her.