Story archives - tag: "gas"

really, I'm happy with two

When I was pregnant I used to think feeling the baby move was gas, but now whenever I have gas I think I'm pregnant.

tags: pregnancy movement gas humor [add]

2010-05-07 16:01:05 / Rating: 382 /

Lauren

My car was stolen and when it was found 5 hours later the thief had replaced a spark plug and filled it with gas.

tags: car stolen gas funny [add]

2008-08-14 20:33:18 / Rating: 855 /

Krista

I didn't realize I had forgotten to take the pump out of my tank until I drove away.

tags: gas car oops [add]

2006-11-29 10:41:05 / Rating: 552.25 /