Emms
My friends can't decide whether to be creeped out or amused by the fact that I have it bad for the girl who was my roommate for a week in a mental hospital.
My friends can't decide whether to be creeped out or amused by the fact that I have it bad for the girl who was my roommate for a week in a mental hospital.
There was a hesitant knock at my dorm room door, and I opened it to find a guy standing there with my bra dangling from a pair of salad tongs and a dryer sheet sticking to his pant leg.
It's been four days, and I still don't know what I should have said to the pretty girl sitting next to me who said "Everybody likes good porn."
My father died as I asked my grandmother why she was crying.
I tried to write a story but I couldn't word it in such a way that I wouldn't be afraid she'd see it.
Whenever someone says "makes you want to pull your hair out," I wish they knew that every night I struggle to stop doing exactly that.
It wasn't until after prom that she told me I was the only guy who didn't bother her by having an erection when dancing with her.