Story archives - tag: "girlfriend"

lakeshore drive

I had always wanted to meet your family, but never under these circumstances.

tags: girlfriend suicide love lesbian [add]

2011-11-28 21:29:54 / Rating: 403.75 /

not your average 18 year old

I have received a lot of things that most don't get by 18, PTSD, depression, therapy, violent fantasies, and suicidal thoughts, yet I still haven't had a girlfriend.

tags: 18 PTSD depression therapy violent fantasies suicide girlfriend [add]

2010-06-08 11:53:00 / Rating: 542.25 /

Mia Moore

I was trying to be funny by pointing out to my boyfriend that his girlfriend is such a dork, but it came out better than expected when I told him "Your dork is such a girlfriend."

tags: humor dork girlfriend [add]

2009-09-18 15:17:45 / Rating: 476 /


I knew we wouldn't last forever as soon as I realized she had an "open door" policy when using the bathroom.

tags: toilet relationships girlfriend ex-girlfriend open door number one number two [add]

2009-04-10 12:51:08 / Rating: 507 /

Emotional Surgery

Once I saw her YouTube channel, I knew that breaking up with her was going to be a surgically delicate process.

tags: breakup girlfriend crazy schizophrenic [add]

2009-04-07 14:06:56 / Rating: 486 /


My ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, who happens to be my ex-girlfriend, is dating my ex-girlfriend and I am honestly happy for them.

tags: exes girlfriend boyfriend happy for them [add]

2009-03-17 12:15:36 / Rating: 451.5 /


The more text messages I see on the phone bill, the higher chances my son has a new girlfriend.

tags: humor text girlfriend [add]

2009-02-26 15:59:37 / Rating: 488 /


Not a week after I got my first girlfriend, my sister got her's.

tags: lesbian sister girlfriend [add]

2009-01-30 14:46:00 / Rating: 870 /


When you deleted, "I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world," from your profile, I decided our relationship wasn't gonna work out.

tags: girlfriend relationships [add]

2008-06-16 16:11:51 / Rating: 525 /


Getting to be your ex-girlfriend is totally worth having to have been your girlfriend first.

tags: ex girlfriend relationship [add]

2008-03-06 11:46:09 / Rating: 554.75 /

that's not good

My girlfriend "play" bit me on the arm so hard that I "not-so-play" struck her in the head before I could stop myself.

tags: girlfriend bite ouch surprised sorry hit [add]

2008-01-25 13:17:24 / Rating: 610.5 /


When I thought of how much my friend has done for his girlfriend, I realized how ugly Helen of Troy must have been that there was only a war because of her.

tags: devotion mythology love girlfriend boyfriend friend [add]

2007-12-31 11:53:57 / Rating: 864.25 /


So I told her "When you go to college try to send me a letter."

tags: college letter girlfriend [add]

2007-05-24 23:40:20 / Rating: 564.25 /


I was simply going from the kettle to the fridge and back again, when my girlfriend said she wished her dance teacher could see could see me moving.

tags: compliments girlfriend dance happy [add]

2007-03-01 14:28:31 / Rating: 602.25 /