Story archives - tag: "girls"

Kizzie

The last thing my boyfriend said to me as I left for a week long stay in a dorm with eight girls was, "Take loads of pictures."

tags: girls boyfriend pictures [add]

2008-09-09 16:06:46 / Rating: 154.25 /

stupidlove

It's been four days, and I still don't know what I should have said to the pretty girl sitting next to me who said "Everybody likes good porn."

tags: befuddled flumoxxed confused humor porn girl girls pretty [add]

2008-08-26 10:17:26 / Rating: 349.5 /

Olivoi

Pseudo-angry pretentious bitches post hypocritical myspace bulletins, and I think I'm more sophisticated because I compose single sentences.

tags: hypocrisy myspace false girls [add]

2007-03-16 13:37:17 / Rating: 194.25 /