Orange
The last piece of advice that my grandmother ever gave me was, "Don't dip your fries in the ice cream."
2011-03-28 19:15:46 / Rating: 337 / 
Story archives - tag: "grandma"
miss milwaukee's nameless
After sighing and telling her how much I missed my Grandmother, my mom laughed and said, "She hated you."
2010-05-18 16:02:17 / Rating: 505 /
Alicia
You know your family is dysfunctional when you discover that your mother was married two times already because you read it in your grandmother's annual Christmas letter.
2010-03-23 16:11:52 / Rating: 349.25 /
F-town
After a night of heavy drinking we woke up to find "prunes are gross, Jesus" written on her grandma's bag of prunes, with no explanation as to why.
2009-08-12 10:28:37 / Rating: 339 /
Dimby
When my grandma talked her way out of being arrested by the Disney police, I knew it was the best vacation ever.
2009-05-29 09:12:17 / Rating: 1170 /
Georgia
The orange juice I was making while she died ended up being so sour it was undrinkable.
2009-03-30 11:08:03 / Rating: 412.25 /
hartford
My oldest sister once curiously asked my Grandma Helen why her phone number was written on her arm.
2009-02-17 13:44:48 / Rating: 1127 /
netherworld
"Your mother has never sat on a bar stool in her life," my father told me, and I replied, "Your mother has, and next to me."
2008-06-11 13:10:02 / Rating: 318.75 /
M.M.
Grandma hasn't been the same since she flipped her SUV into that ravine.
2007-12-27 12:23:20 / Rating: 501.75 /
Doc
For three long, dreadful years of my life I lived with her, I breathed in her foul smelling second hand smoke every single day, and as she died many years later, I sat there wishing I could breathe it again just one last time.
2007-06-15 13:43:24 / Rating: 538.75 /
Kate
I didn't cry when my grandma died so I refuse to let myself cry because of anything else.
2007-04-16 12:43:19 / Rating: 623.75 /