Story archives - tag: "grocery"

Pher Bal

Walking out of the grocery with banana and muffin in hand, I assured the lone woman who offered me a kitten, "No thanks, a banana and muffin usually fill me up."

tags: kitten muffin grocery eating a cat [add]

2011-01-26 11:52:13 / Rating: 576.25 /

Rob

Visiting Virginia, I thought the grocery clerk was calling my newborn son precious when in fact she was telling me in her southern drawl to "press yes" on the keypad.

tags: humor fatherhood misunderstanding pride embarrassment grocery precious [add]

2007-08-06 17:02:46 / Rating: 553.75 /