Thanks, Gustav!
201 electricity-free hours will make you reconsider ever buying frozen fish again.
2008-09-10 14:40:14 / Rating: 98.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "gross"
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If you thought toilet paper on the back of your shoe was bad, try someone else's used pad.
2008-08-26 10:18:04 / Rating: 159.5 /
Dusty
I didn't tell her the candy she popped in her mouth had just been half-eaten by the dog.
2008-07-16 10:53:46 / Rating: 71.25 /
Anti-Pet
As I skidded on a trail of pee on the hardwood floor, I realized I couldn't be with the one I love because I hate his dog.
2008-06-03 15:35:44 / Rating: 83.75 /
Dfong
As the vomit crawled up my throat I suddenly realized I was holding the barf bag upside down.
2008-05-30 10:06:48 / Rating: 139.75 /
whatever
I was told that the cat got an infected nipple from licking himself too much when no one is home.
2008-05-13 10:28:52 / Rating: 164.75 /
your friendly host
I sincerely hope whoever spat that gigantic loogie in their to-go box and left it on table #14 for my hand to stumble upon falls into a fiery pit of aborted pig fetuses.
2008-02-11 17:14:37 / Rating: 143.5 /
kiley
You would think that the weirdest thing about my family is that my step grandma is younger then my mom, but in fact it the strange thing is that she is sleeping with my mom's brother.
2008-01-31 12:09:51 / Rating: 225.25 /
Spinal Nap
After that, I vowed I would never again offer to pop a hard-to-reach zit for her.
2007-03-16 13:42:16 / Rating: 155.25 /
jen
While trying to go to the bathroom at the movie theater, I skipped over two stalls without toilet paper and one with pee on the seat before settling on the stall that didn't lock.
2007-02-05 09:50:06 / Rating: 204 /
Baron Raymundo
To this very day my kid brother still won't touch anything if I tell him it tastes like chocolate.
2006-11-29 15:16:20 / Rating: 260.75 /
Finster
Joanne had already inserted her card in the ATM when she realised that the keypad had been liberally thrown up on.
2006-09-13 13:31:26 / Rating: 349.5 /