Story archives - tag: "hippie"

hippie

I lost my virginity to a homeless punk in the bathroom of a schizophrenic's apartment in NYC while my parents believed that I was having a slumber party.

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2008-09-08 10:57:24 / Rating: 157.5 /

Madam Awesome

I actually hug trees: Ponderosa Trees are my favorite because they smell of Vanilla mixed with Butterscotch.

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2007-05-24 23:41:00 / Rating: 214 /