Story archives - tag: "house"

Night Thief

I called my dad from my dorm to bitch about my dvd player not working only to be told that my home was on fire.

tags: home house fire burning phone [add]

2011-01-27 15:51:30 / Rating: 280.5 /

Broke

I've spent $12,300 in attorney fees so far and I still don't know if I'll be able to keep him out of the house.

tags: divorce temporary hearing jerk house abusive ex [add]

2008-04-10 15:43:08 / Rating: -501.75 /

homemaker

We bought a house last week but we haven't told our friends or family.

tags: ready house home friends secret family [add]

2008-03-21 17:06:54 / Rating: 428.75 /

Eureka

I didn't realize my house was on fire until a complete stranger opened the front door and I thought to myself over the high-bass classic rock, "Is someone downstairs cooking waffles?"

tags: fire music smells waffles strangers house [add]

2006-10-19 00:32:13 / Rating: 526 /