Rae
When I was 3, my cousin convinced me that avocado was really moldy butter and 15 years later, I still can't eat it.
2010-03-02 13:13:26 / Rating: 126 / 
Story archives - tag: "humour"
Billy
The consequences of my wife opening a bulging can of dog food will remain us forever.
2010-02-16 13:27:18 / Rating: 47.5 /
Andy KO King
The only bone I've ever broken is someone else's nose.
2010-02-01 11:17:03 / Rating: 96.75 /
cetacean
I knew my brother was going to be a good acrobat when, at five years old, he tripped over a rock mid run and did a 360 degree flip into a nearby fish pond.
2010-01-07 16:04:56 / Rating: 140.25 /
I'm impressed but also sleep deprived.
My hamster has cleverly figured out how to detatch his water bottle and throw it across the room loudly when he's thirsty.
2009-06-19 16:23:55 / Rating: 362 /
Kendra
When I went downstairs to use the internet I found my father passed out drunk in front of the computer, so I blogged over top of him.
2009-06-14 17:37:38 / Rating: 187 /
The one who is
I never realized organism and orgasm are such close words, until the day i made my science presentation.
2009-06-10 11:00:03 / Rating: 306 /
princessobama
I knew I had to find a steady boyfriend when the cat ate my birth control pill.
2009-03-17 12:13:21 / Rating: 171 /
Why I Enjoy Class
When I said to my best friend that I wanted to bite my biology teacher's ass, I didn't think he was walking behind me.
2009-03-05 11:30:19 / Rating: 240 /
Cinful
Tomorrow I'll look around at my 19-yr-old college classmates and think: you have no idea what kinky things I did to celebrate my 50th birthday this weekend.
2009-02-02 11:04:52 / Rating: 672 /
Sorcha
The ultimate conversation stopper award belongs to my Grampa, who silenced the Christmas dinner chatter with “…and you never saw a dog die so fast in all your life”.
2009-01-29 16:23:43 / Rating: 296 /
Hidden Treatures
After just purchasing a used couch and attempting to pick it up, it's hard to believe the seller when he says the bottle of KY that fell out isn't theirs.
2009-01-23 14:20:26 / Rating: 184 /
Turquoise
We didn't wait till our wedding night and we were a little late for our reception.
2009-01-19 15:10:37 / Rating: 555.75 /
hanford
Despite my family spending a lot of money on a name-brand toaster when I was a child, the half-broken Mickey Mouse toaster my husband found in our apartment building's dumpster makes the best toast I've ever had.
2009-01-09 11:20:49 / Rating: 204.25 /
Chloe
His mom friended me on Facebook a week after he broke my heart.
2008-12-02 13:05:31 / Rating: 208.5 /
martin
It's funny how scared housemates get when you put up a note about a possible spider living in the bathroom.
2008-10-28 13:53:35 / Rating: 199 /
Jay M
It was only when the blood started running down my arms that I suddenly realised that changing the lightbulb while drunk might not have been such a good idea.
2008-10-23 14:11:10 / Rating: 242 /
Kirsty
"What on earth is that?" are not words that inspire confidence when you're undergoing a colonoscopy.
2008-09-15 11:45:53 / Rating: 337.5 /
Erzulie
I think that I must be the only one who observes soberly dressed office workers on their way to and from work and wonders if they are wearing brightly coloured underwear beneath their suits.
2007-09-27 12:28:46 / Rating: 371.5 /
Bursting
I was 16 when I learned my parents weren't immortal.
2007-02-12 12:36:47 / Rating: 373 /
Flood
"It's an interesting coincidence that the third advent candle is lit on the third day of Channukah this year," said the Muslim gleefully.
2006-12-18 10:00:46 / Rating: 337 /
JT
After deliberating for hours on how to finish with her epileptic boyfriend, she phoned him only to discover he'd had a fit and lost his memory.
2006-11-29 09:25:45 / Rating: 257.25 /
Skye
"For you? Really?" the man in the pharmacy said, surprised, when I asked him to pass me a pregnancy test.
2006-09-23 12:01:40 / Rating: 1066.25 /