Chloe
His mom friended me on Facebook a week after he broke my heart.
His mom friended me on Facebook a week after he broke my heart.
It's funny how scared housemates get when you put up a note about a possible spider living in the bathroom.
It was only when the blood started running down my arms that I suddenly realised that changing the lightbulb while drunk might not have been such a good idea.
"What on earth is that?" are not words that inspire confidence when you're undergoing a colonoscopy.
I think that I must be the only one who observes soberly dressed office workers on their way to and from work and wonders if they are wearing brightly coloured underwear beneath their suits.
"It's an interesting coincidence that the third advent candle is lit on the third day of Channukah this year," said the Muslim gleefully.
After deliberating for hours on how to finish with her epileptic boyfriend, she phoned him only to discover he'd had a fit and lost his memory.