Story archives - tag: "husband"


After three years of practicing abstinence with my hot fiance and counting down the days to the wedding, I'm in a sexless marriage.

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2013-03-12 17:36:07 / Rating: 377.5 /

Happy Wife

As I slowly walked around, sipping my wine, and admiting the paintings, I discovered my husband in the corner of the gallery - watching 101 Dalmatians on a small TV.

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2010-09-09 08:24:25 / Rating: 498.25 /


When I paused in between songs, I could hear my husband applauding on the other side of the shower door.

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2010-05-07 15:59:28 / Rating: 737.5 /


At my mother's funeral, my ex-boyfriend's mother told my husband about how many hours I spent sitting in her driveway handing tools to her son while he worked on his car.

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2010-01-05 15:43:16 / Rating: 364 /


I never realized how much my husband farted until we boarded the dog for a few days.

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2009-10-19 14:02:51 / Rating: 521.25 /


My husband handed me his cell phone at a party so someone else could tell me that my best friend had just died.

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2009-07-29 12:20:01 / Rating: 489 /


During a 6.2 earthquake that shook our building violently, my half-asleep husband sat up, looked at me in confusion and asked, "What are you doing?"

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2009-07-06 09:27:49 / Rating: 972.25 /


I felt pretty bad when my husband staggered into the kitchen from the den with a profusely bleeding cut in his forehead, collapsed on the floor and told me "I knew you wouldn't want me to bleed on the carpet."

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2009-05-29 09:14:59 / Rating: 907.5 /


I wish my husband would have been as faithful as my fat is.

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2009-03-30 11:16:43 / Rating: 717 /


For Christmas my husband gave me a broken jaw, bruises and a new life as a single mother.

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2009-01-07 10:13:21 / Rating: 769.5 /


The day I was able to recite Jabberwocky to my first grade class was what won me my husband.

tags: poetry husband [add]

2008-12-16 09:14:55 / Rating: 514.75 /

Even after losing a hundred pounds, you told me my c-section scar makes me look fat.

tags: husband insensitive motherhood jerk [add]

2008-05-21 09:35:07 / Rating: 685.25 /


The girls are all grown up and now my husband is my boyfriend again.

tags: love husband empty nest [add]

2008-01-14 17:25:54 / Rating: 942.75 /


When I got bold one day and kissed my best girlfriend on the lips, I realized I loved and longed for her, not my husband.

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2007-06-19 14:08:05 / Rating: 651.5 /

sad but true

I knew I was in love with him the night he gave me a ride because I was too drunk to drive myself home to my husband.

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2007-06-18 23:53:37 / Rating: 615.5 /


One week ago, he made me smile with a dozen different colored roses and this morning, my husband made me cry by walking past me out the door without as much as a goodbye.

tags: marriage cry smile roses husband [add]

2007-06-11 09:46:21 / Rating: 614 /


I recently found out that my husband's regular password for all of his accounts is "titties2."

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2007-06-03 00:35:59 / Rating: 846.25 /