Story archives - tag: "imagination"

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My mother stopped buying me Barbies when I was a child after she found them hanging by their necks from the stairwell.

tags: childhood humor imagination [add]

2009-10-26 13:10:46 / Rating: 268 /

ewwwwww

I am still shuddering thinking of all the possible reasons why that man smelled so strongly of Lysol.

tags: thoughts imagination [add]

2009-04-07 14:07:50 / Rating: 184.75 /

pumpkin

What my government teacher doesn't know is that when he's lecturing about Roe vs. Wade, I'm wondering what size tutu would be needed to accommodate his mass.

tags: humor boredom imagination mind wandering [add]

2009-01-07 09:35:17 / Rating: 334.75 /