Story archives - tag: "injuries"


I learned the hard way that you cannot "kick" a flattened soccer ball with the front tire of your bike.

tags: bikes injuries soccer stupidity [add]

2009-04-27 15:27:04 / Rating: 396.75 /


I was mopping the blood off the floor when I realized just how dumb it was of me to try to tackle him in the bathroom in the first place.

tags: injuries goofing off bloody towels [add]

2008-10-23 14:10:27 / Rating: 305.5 /

Just Us

As I lay on the ground clutching my ankle, I wished my favorite super hero had not been one with the power of flight.

tags: childhood super-hero broken injuries [add]

2008-08-13 15:19:12 / Rating: 605.75 /