Jay M
It was only when the blood started running down my arms that I suddenly realised that changing the lightbulb while drunk might not have been such a good idea.
2008-10-23 14:11:10 / Rating: 124.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "injury"
michael
I blacked out and woke up in a bigger hospital one hundred miles away from the first when the neurosurgeon flicked my big toe.
2008-10-15 15:12:21 / Rating: 87 /
aaa
Let us hope that the man I saw swerve into a big rig survives to read this sentence.
2008-10-08 14:36:55 / Rating: 101 /
C. Lee
As I sat in the stranger's van, clutching my knee, the only thing I managed to say was, "I am SO sorry for bleeding on you seat, ma'am."
2008-06-09 12:14:44 / Rating: 182 /
Garry
Just after he hit the road with his face, he thought, "Now I have an excuse for missing class."
2008-05-28 15:58:34 / Rating: 129.5 /
cpumaster
I blew out my knee making love to my fiance a week before I had to go to the recruiters office.
2008-05-08 17:37:40 / Rating: 239 /
OminousGasPains
When I wrenched my back unpacking the massage table, her anniversary gift suddenly became "ours."
2008-04-15 10:05:44 / Rating: 163.5 /
Andy M
The manager gave me a free pass to come back, but after 14 stitches I decided that ice skating wasn't for me.
2008-04-07 14:29:23 / Rating: 135 /
JoJo
As soon as he said "Be careful," I fell down the stairs, breaking both the typewriter and my finger.
2008-04-02 15:23:21 / Rating: 180 /
Ibutton77
I swung the axe convinced I could show my dad a thing or two about cutting wood, but the lesson I learned that day was taught by my toe.
2007-11-07 13:14:36 / Rating: 200.5 /
James
Just one thing: never let a drunk man try to open a can of lager with a knife.
2007-03-07 09:41:28 / Rating: 226.5 /
Can you pay karmatic debt in advance?
After severly hurting my foot, losing my job, being evicted from our home without cause, nursing my 3 year old through strep, picking my fiance and his totaled car up at the hospital, and going into debt, I wondered, "what else can happen in one month?"
2006-12-10 13:15:25 / Rating: 249.5 /
Erik
Two stitches and twenty years later, I still don't know why she threw the rock at me, but I'm pretty sure that she was lying when she said, "I was playing hopscotch and missed."
2006-10-18 14:28:22 / Rating: 317.75 /