Story archives - tag: "injury"

Mrs. T

After falling out of the shower and bashing my head on the toilet, I realized that the shower is, in fact, NOT the best place to try and learn the "Running Man" dance.

tags: humor childhood dancing injury embarassing [add]

2010-04-13 14:11:57 / Rating: 754.5 /


I felt pretty bad when my husband staggered into the kitchen from the den with a profusely bleeding cut in his forehead, collapsed on the floor and told me "I knew you wouldn't want me to bleed on the carpet."

tags: husband injury blood [add]

2009-05-29 09:14:59 / Rating: 907.5 /

Bored of Boredom

Nothing is more embarassing than having to tell the doctors that the stab to my eye that was causing me to get the stitches in my eyelid was all because my sister was trying to write 'loser' on my forehead.

tags: humor childhood injury ER truly a loser [add]

2009-03-10 11:14:57 / Rating: 587 /

Jay M

It was only when the blood started running down my arms that I suddenly realised that changing the lightbulb while drunk might not have been such a good idea.

tags: humour drunkeness injury lightbulbs [add]

2008-10-23 14:11:10 / Rating: 483 /


I blacked out and woke up in a bigger hospital one hundred miles away from the first when the neurosurgeon flicked my big toe.

tags: hit and run injury hospital broken neck [add]

2008-10-15 15:12:21 / Rating: 393.75 /


Let us hope that the man I saw swerve into a big rig survives to read this sentence.

tags: auto accident truck death injury sadness [add]

2008-10-08 14:36:55 / Rating: 686.75 /

C. Lee

As I sat in the stranger's van, clutching my knee, the only thing I managed to say was, "I am SO sorry for bleeding on you seat, ma'am."

tags: injury kindness strangers humor [add]

2008-06-09 12:14:44 / Rating: 597.5 /


Just after he hit the road with his face, he thought, "Now I have an excuse for missing class."

tags: injury mistakes accidents [add]

2008-05-28 15:58:34 / Rating: 461.5 /


I blew out my knee making love to my fiance a week before I had to go to the recruiters office.

tags: sex irony humor air force injury knee love [add]

2008-05-08 17:37:40 / Rating: 795 /


When I wrenched my back unpacking the massage table, her anniversary gift suddenly became "ours."

tags: humor anniversary injury gift irony [add]

2008-04-15 10:05:44 / Rating: 642.25 /

Andy M

The manager gave me a free pass to come back, but after 14 stitches I decided that ice skating wasn't for me.

tags: injury stitches ice skating [add]

2008-04-07 14:29:23 / Rating: 360 /


As soon as he said "Be careful," I fell down the stairs, breaking both the typewriter and my finger.

tags: irony injury clumsy [add]

2008-04-02 15:23:21 / Rating: 565 /


I swung the axe convinced I could show my dad a thing or two about cutting wood, but the lesson I learned that day was taught by my toe.

tags: father son chores injury enlightenment [add]

2007-11-07 13:14:36 / Rating: 686.5 /


Just one thing: never let a drunk man try to open a can of lager with a knife.

tags: injury ouch knife alcohol [add]

2007-03-07 09:41:28 / Rating: 590 /

Can you pay karmatic debt in advance?

After severly hurting my foot, losing my job, being evicted from our home without cause, nursing my 3 year old through strep, picking my fiance and his totaled car up at the hospital, and going into debt, I wondered, "what else can happen in one month?"

tags: bad luck injury fired children hospital car accident [add]

2006-12-10 13:15:25 / Rating: 696.75 /


Two stitches and twenty years later, I still don't know why she threw the rock at me, but I'm pretty sure that she was lying when she said, "I was playing hopscotch and missed."

tags: humor childhood rock injury hopscotch ouch [add]

2006-10-18 14:28:22 / Rating: 763.25 /