Story archives - tag: "intelligence"

Eximus

As I looked at my old lecture notes, a doctoral thesis in math and physics, I realized: nothing will ever make me feel smart.

tags: notes math physics school intelligence self-esteem [add]

2007-11-12 22:49:29 / Rating: 221.25 /

busboy

As they sit and think they are better, I take away their food and never have felt smarter.

tags: restaurant jobs intelligence childhood irony hospitality [add]

2007-08-14 16:59:37 / Rating: 164.25 /

Mr. Johnson

I think I've been making smart enough decisions so far, considering that my future self hasn't traveled back in time and beaten the crap out of me.

tags: intelligence humor time travel [add]

2007-06-15 13:36:30 / Rating: 359.5 /