Story archives - tag: "interview"

Fred Lineberry

The dog poop canvassed the concrete floor like a Jackson Pollock, and I was able to pause and appreciate the talent involved before the smell arrived.

tags: poop house hunting interview smell shock [add]

2010-01-07 11:25:43 / Rating: 247 /

Interviewee

1 hour and 45 minutes, a talkative bald man, a crack-head with a faxing issue, and 13 color copies later, I am still hours away from ready for tomorrow.

tags: interview resume irony humor [add]

2008-04-25 10:22:44 / Rating: 317.25 /

Unemployed

I was so nervous my dog would eat my resume that I printed out five of them and hid them in various places around the house, only to come home to my dress shoes in pieces sprawled across the floor.

tags: job interview dog anger [add]

2008-03-19 10:06:06 / Rating: 460.5 /

maRk!

The job interview was really over when I complimented her speech impediment as a "sexy little accent."

tags: job interview accent oops [add]

2007-06-28 11:22:51 / Rating: 532.75 /

lady

On the day I miscarried, I drove to a job interview, and when the Misfits came on the radio, I wondered if I'd still be able to listen to songs about killing babies after I'd lost my own.

tags: loss miscarriage punk rock music job interview [add]

2007-06-22 10:47:36 / Rating: 497.25 /

Ryan

I interviewed "Body Parts Lady."

tags: interview high school video [add]

2006-12-21 15:09:04 / Rating: 319 /

call me dave

They were very polite people, posh offices and nice desks and we all knew there was no "second stage" for me.

tags: interviews interview job jobs office work [add]

2006-10-02 09:21:11 / Rating: 450.75 /