Story archives - tag: "jerk"

Haha

After he broke up with me on Valentine's Day, I returned his present and used the money to buy a ton of chocolate and some new shirts.

tags: break up relationships dating boyfriend jerk who needs men when you have chocolate [add]

2009-02-17 13:44:12 / Rating: 564 /

Erin

You wonder why I know your little secret, but you forget that you gave me your email password.

tags: ex-boyfriend three girlfriends jerk email password secret [add]

2008-10-14 10:05:08 / Rating: 475.5 /

Even after losing a hundred pounds, you told me my c-section scar makes me look fat.

tags: husband insensitive motherhood jerk [add]

2008-05-21 09:35:07 / Rating: 668 /

Broke

I've spent $12,300 in attorney fees so far and I still don't know if I'll be able to keep him out of the house.

tags: divorce temporary hearing jerk house abusive ex [add]

2008-04-10 15:43:08 / Rating: -374.75 /

That Jerk

With her warm breath caressing my cheek, I told her I had a girlfriend.

tags: jerk [add]

2008-03-19 09:52:46 / Rating: 345.5 /

teki

You constantly prove me wrong when I think you can't disappointment me any further.

tags: divorce lying fatherhood jerk [add]

2007-07-21 12:39:09 / Rating: 789.25 /

chas

They were huge when she was 13 and I knew they'd be saddle bags by the time she was 18, the reason we broke up.

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2006-08-12 14:57:53 / Rating: 345.25 /