One Sentence archive - tag: "joke"

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You wouldn't laugh at my joke, yet I overheard you telling it to someone else later.

2009-10-12 11:54:38 / Rating: 319 /

I told a student in kindergarten that candy canes were the bones of reject elves.

2009-07-17 11:12:28 / Rating: 665.5 /

After I convinced the kids I had gotten them duct tape and underwear for Christmas, they were quite appreciative of their real gifts.

2008-12-25 23:02:05 / Rating: 388 /

Every time that my supervisor and I flirt, it seems that it is less of a joke than the time before.

2007-12-28 13:51:44 / Rating: 390.5 /

She meant it as a joke when she saw our downcast faces and asked "Who died?", but she didn't expect me to answer.

2007-10-03 10:07:36 / Rating: 596.25 /