Jay
I stole one of my roommates brownies on my way out the door and arrived at the job interview too stoned to talk.
2010-02-23 09:57:07 / Rating: 872 / 
Story archives - tag: "karma"
Deedee Knickerbocker
Nothing is more awkwardly fulfilling than having a child prefer you over their own mother.
2009-10-12 12:00:08 / Rating: 425.25 /
Devon
I found out the girl of my dreams had a huge crush on me one week too late.
2009-03-25 11:29:46 / Rating: 247 /
I.Q. is less than Wisdom
My Mensa membership card was the only thing in my mailbox on the day I buried my wife and it was dated the day she died.
2009-02-10 13:24:31 / Rating: 257.25 /
KarmaRama
Two days after I berated my incompetent roommate for flooding the laundry room, I flooded the laundry room.
2008-08-12 14:54:49 / Rating: 457.75 /
Regret Was Part Of Your Name
He molested my big sister and then 20 years later, he married my mom.
2008-05-14 13:57:53 / Rating: 439.25 /
isle
Perhaps it was karmic retribution that in rising to hug my father goodbye, my kneecap dislocated, and I never got that hug.
2007-06-26 16:57:03 / Rating: 570.25 /
Edie
I conduct job interviews for a living and nothing gives me a better sense of wielding karma than giving the job to the nervous kid instead of the better qualified arrogant prick.
2007-06-07 09:31:08 / Rating: 3692.5 /
countedx58
How fitting it was that my best friend's abusive husband died a painful death from melanoma of the rectum.
2007-05-30 13:38:41 / Rating: 684.25 /