Story archives - tag: "keys"


I lied to them when I said I found my keys at the park because I didn't want to admit my own stupidity at having accidentally dropped them into my bag of carrots.

tags: humor lie park keys [add]

2008-08-12 15:03:04 / Rating: 531.25 /

My quality of life is inversely proportional to the number of keys on my keyring.

tags: philosophy questions and answers research keys quality life [add]

2008-01-16 14:18:24 / Rating: 523.5 /


I should've known it would be a long day when I managed to lock myself out of my apartment twice before 7am.

tags: locked out stress work keys [add]

2007-09-13 13:55:35 / Rating: 626 /