Story archives - tag: "kindergarten"

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It only took one week of kindergarten for my 3-year-old to come home and tell me that he is going to stab me and kill me.

tags: children violence kindergarten [add]

2011-05-11 15:47:22 / Rating: 538.5 /


I told a student in kindergarten that candy canes were the bones of reject elves.

tags: kindergarten student bluff joke [add]

2009-07-17 11:12:28 / Rating: 815.75 /


Imagine my surprise when my kindergarten deskmate tapped my on the shoulder only to vomit his afternoon milk and snack all over me.

tags: kindergarten childhood vomit [add]

2008-08-19 14:25:19 / Rating: 551.75 /


When I finished kindergarden I was so excited because I thought it was all the school i would need for the rest of my life.

tags: childhood school kindergarten [add]

2006-08-26 10:14:34 / Rating: 855.5 /