Story archives - tag: "labor"


When I was finally able to relax after pushing for 30 mins, he said "Good news, you didn't poop!"

tags: labor marriage humor baby poop [add]

2008-11-06 14:16:01 / Rating: 765.75 /


Moving sucks.

tags: moving labor effort packing too much stuff dogs in the way cats in the way unreliable help hungry dusty u-haul stupid clerk computer glitch [add]

2008-01-23 12:03:34 / Rating: 628.25 /

Wishin' for an epidural

Having a baby feels like trying to push a freight train up a mountain with your hoo-ha.

tags: childbirth baby labor delivery train mountain [add]

2007-09-21 15:18:36 / Rating: 634.25 /


No sound compares in fury or power to the sound of a woman pushing a baby through the birth canal without the aid of drugs.

tags: birth childbirth fatherhood labor [add]

2007-09-07 22:44:58 / Rating: 616.5 /