Story archives - tag: "lunch"


I didn't plan on losing my virginity after lunch at McDonald's but these things just sort of happen.

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2009-01-30 11:09:31 / Rating: 807.75 /


She always sends her kindergarden child to a seven and a half hour school day with only 5 chocolate chip cookies as his whole lunch.

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2008-04-10 15:45:17 / Rating: 581 /


The broccoli-cheese potato was perfectly cooked, but the pickles mysteriously had corn on them.

tags: food humor lunch salad bar [add]

2007-07-03 17:11:33 / Rating: 502.5 /

Rubba Ban

There's a lunch table at our school named Alowischuss, and everyone loves him.

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2007-03-27 14:05:01 / Rating: 637 /

Sheik Damo

I just made a nice sandwich and it has gravy.

tags: sandwich lunch food [add]

2006-11-21 09:55:35 / Rating: 515 /