Den
After thirty-seven years of marriage, he still says, "Good night, Sweet Girl."
2009-12-07 16:51:28 / Rating: 600.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "marriage"
Miss Tara
We were only sixteen when he asked me to marry him and now, after two kids, a mortgage, and sixteen more blissful years together, I wish I had said yes because it was the only time he ever asked.
2009-11-12 09:07:22 / Rating: 320.25 /
Close Call
My boyfriend confused the words "fornicate" and "elope."
2009-09-17 14:38:45 / Rating: 146.75 /
Snares
I never thought a pie chart could destroy a marriage so quickly.
2009-06-19 16:22:26 / Rating: 132.75 /
Onion Volcano
My wife is self-conscious and overweight after bearing our three children, and I still can't stop tearing her clothes off.
2009-05-20 14:11:38 / Rating: 1469.5 /
daughter of the rev
A stunned look came across my peers' faces as the teacher pointed at me, saying that my dad was going to marry her daughter, so I instantaneously snapped, "Not in that way!"
2009-04-08 16:13:58 / Rating: 210.5 /
Kat
As I looked across the table at my husband and his new boyfriend, I found myself oddly happy for them.
2009-03-13 15:41:17 / Rating: 595.5 /
John Sheirer
Thinking of my wife, I accidentally said, "I love you" into my boss's answering machine.
2009-03-10 11:22:27 / Rating: 504.75 /
ksiebs
The pregnancy scare was just as bad as it was at 17 and in Catholic school at 25 and engaged.
2009-02-25 14:24:53 / Rating: 153.75 /
Old Friendship, Old Love
That day my high school roommate opened our bakery alone because I was getting ready to marry her brother.
2009-02-06 14:14:18 / Rating: 149.5 /
Turquoise
We didn't wait till our wedding night and we were a little late for our reception.
2009-01-19 15:10:37 / Rating: 539.25 /
Selfish
Seeing the unborn child sparkling in my husband's eyes I shrugged away and curled up in my bathrobe to finish the novel I didn't want to read.
2008-12-04 13:16:40 / Rating: 155 /
another chance
I let him buy me cigarettes and beer, but never a ring.
2008-11-25 16:32:17 / Rating: 253.75 /
Murphy's Lawyer
My Chinese grandfather was upset that my father was marrying a white woman, but he was more upset that their first car was Japanese.
2008-11-19 13:58:00 / Rating: 422.5 /
i love jools
When I bared my soul and told my husband that I wanted to be calmed by the sound of running water while I sleep, he told me to get my pillow and lay down next to the toilet.
2008-11-18 13:15:57 / Rating: 294 /
Dusty
I got married at 16 because I was pregnant, at 21 because I was rebounding, at 29 because I was in love, and at 45 because I was an idiot, but this time, at 56, I'm marrying for money.
2008-11-12 09:58:53 / Rating: 862.5 /
PCD
When I was finally able to relax after pushing for 30 mins, he said "Good news, you didn't poop!"
2008-11-06 14:16:01 / Rating: 326.25 /
AD's ex
After months of separation and pain, my wife, who was a high school teacher in North Carolina, invited me back home only to have a high school student in her bed when I arrived.
2008-10-08 14:33:25 / Rating: 208.5 /
MBM
For some reason I found it incredibly funny when my white grandmother held my black hand and whispered to me, "You know, I was really disappointed when your brother decided to marry a black woman."
2008-09-24 11:12:40 / Rating: 252.5 /
Miss Marble
I knew he would ask me to marry him if I could only find 64 marbles.
2008-08-06 14:51:49 / Rating: 175.5 /
IF only
A barren womb may destroy more than just the dreams of a life that never will be.
2008-07-21 16:12:01 / Rating: 226.5 /
April
The only intimacy that I can share with my husband are stolen touches in the span of two hours once a week.
2008-06-02 13:21:07 / Rating: 229.25 /
Whew!
I was ecstatic to see my husband NOT pour himself a drink when he got home from work.
2008-05-30 10:04:59 / Rating: 239.75 /
L.L.
Though he thinks he's got me over a barrel because my religion won't allow me to divorce him, he's going to be very shocked when the papers get there next week.
2008-05-13 12:00:59 / Rating: 403.75 /
BusyBee
In January we got married, in February we bought a house, in March we took in a 14-year-old boy, and in May I'll turn 22.
2008-04-21 13:55:55 / Rating: 380.5 /
BWG
Despite what most people think, I didn't marry my wife because she is Chinese.
2008-03-25 10:40:18 / Rating: 269.25 /
Obsessive if it doesn't matter
My mother didn't realize that teaching me to fight, shoot, and play pool made it hard to find a boyfriend without tattoos.
2008-03-19 10:10:40 / Rating: 440.25 /
Patricia
When I tell people I'll be getting married at 22, they look at me as if they expected me to be more intelligent than that.
2008-03-10 10:13:16 / Rating: 383.5 /
Crazy Bob
When I told my wife what had happened, she laughed dismissively and said that the girl had probably learned how to do it at camp.
2008-03-07 16:46:44 / Rating: 239.75 /
shiksa
As I opened the hotel room door to go meet him in the lobby, I knew that at that precise moment I was about to ruin my marriage.
2008-02-12 12:36:13 / Rating: 380.25 /
BigSis
Mom and Dad were separated prematurely as teenagers by her father, and it took a lifetime, several marriages and children for them to find each other again and be happy.
2008-01-18 10:51:49 / Rating: 340 /
jal
It wasn't until after we broke up that I knew I'd marry him someday.
2008-01-14 17:38:25 / Rating: 403 /
Cornflake Girl
The moment she screamed at me the day after I became engaged to her son was when I realized I was getting much worse than the sterotypical mother-in-law.
2007-12-03 15:16:33 / Rating: 213.75 /
obsessed
"Staying together for the kids" gained a whole new meaning last night.
2007-11-27 09:54:03 / Rating: 264 /
Theoretical Theory
After just two months, I want to marry her but I still haven't even told her that I love her.
2007-09-28 17:07:26 / Rating: 298.75 /
Carlota
We've been together for three years, but we don't consider ourselves lesbians.
2007-09-11 12:57:54 / Rating: 320 /
Lonely Girl
"Cheating" makes it sound like there's malice and intent to deceive, but it's really more "stepping out," where I just need some fresh air.
2007-08-19 21:36:44 / Rating: 280.75 /
Scorpio
I cried as we were married, but he wanted the cheaper insurance rates.
2007-08-06 17:03:34 / Rating: 233 /
MJ Hawk
I asked him twice to get mustard, but he drove away from the window without even bothering.
2007-07-06 09:52:18 / Rating: 371.75 /
Mrs. Jones
I can convince myself of anything, but it's a stretch to think that it's not cheating just because I'm no longer screwing you.
2007-07-02 14:32:02 / Rating: 321.75 /
At Least I'm Honest
Monogamy was never my forte.
2007-06-26 16:57:25 / Rating: 398.25 /
World of WarCRACK Addict
When I told my husband we needed to go to WoWA (World of Warcraft Anonymous), he asked me if the website had good cheat codes.
2007-06-22 10:46:13 / Rating: 319.25 /
SheMac
Forty years ago at the bus stop, he said, "I don't know what else to do with you, so I guess I'd better marry you."
2007-06-21 10:00:12 / Rating: 395 /
BC
Even though I love him, I close my eyes and pretend I'm already asleep when he gets into bed.
2007-06-21 09:34:26 / Rating: 353 /
Anonymous
When I got bold one day and kissed my best girlfriend on the lips, I realized I loved and longed for her, not my husband.
2007-06-19 14:08:05 / Rating: 359 /
nuccleargirl
Hitting the turkey buzzard on the way to our wedding was the first indication we would never last.
2007-06-18 23:55:35 / Rating: 1006 /
Christine
I used to have nightmares that he would leave me, but now they are fantasies.
2007-06-15 17:31:44 / Rating: 438.75 /
mall_lamb
One week ago, he made me smile with a dozen different colored roses and this morning, my husband made me cry by walking past me out the door without as much as a goodbye.
2007-06-11 09:46:21 / Rating: 319.5 /
cupcake
One of the things that brought us together was our mutual dislike of marriage and children, yet the more I got to know him the more I thought I might not be totally opposed to them if they happened with him.
2007-06-08 18:00:54 / Rating: 406.25 /
BealzesBud
I got back together with my unfaithful wife when my online lovers decided they didn't want to be in a family with me after all.
2007-06-08 18:00:09 / Rating: 277 /
Ophelia
My husband's new best friend is the guy I lost my virginity to, 21 years ago.
2007-06-05 17:17:15 / Rating: 435.75 /
Pearl
Sometimes, weddings where you don't know anyone are worse than funerals where you know who's in the coffin.
2007-05-29 15:58:04 / Rating: 378.75 /
never the bride
He told me as far as he was concerned we were married, then he died of AIDS.
2007-05-17 13:49:53 / Rating: 305.5 /
Ross
When she couldn't stare me in the eye's while saying her vows, I knew then, I loved the wrong one.
2007-03-28 17:02:07 / Rating: 454.75 /
timmy
During my final exam, I plan to ask my girlfriend/professor to marry me.
2007-03-27 15:13:22 / Rating: 461.25 /
JT
After 10 years of listening to him mourn it turned out his first wife wasn't dead, she'd left him.
2007-03-16 13:42:35 / Rating: 301.25 /
ArabyBay
Counting the words on the Absolut bottle was my mantra as I awaited the arrival of the coroner.
2007-02-27 09:33:34 / Rating: 327.25 /
fallen phoenix
I am pregnant with my husband's child, so I will never get to be with the man who is the mirror of my soul.
2007-02-23 09:16:49 / Rating: 477.5 /
MIA Robin
I was suddenly uninvited from my step daughter's wedding so the man who had brutalized her mother for 25 years could show up in a borrowed suit and later depart after the reception without even saying goodbye to anyone.
2006-12-11 20:24:32 / Rating: 398.25 /
WilsonOfPrussia
I used to have a lot of space and no wife, now I have no space and a lot of wife.
2006-10-11 11:14:40 / Rating: 281.75 /
Reba
I never thought that laughing into another man's shoulder would classify me as a whore.
2006-10-11 10:57:35 / Rating: 289.5 /
Emerie
When I told my husband of 17 years that I didn't think he knew me and I wanted a divorce, he asked me "Are you a lesbian?"
2006-09-27 23:19:16 / Rating: 325 /
hollymolly
It wasn't until my 3rd marriage proposal in 2 months at the ripe old age of 12 that i decided living in an orphanage in Venezuela wasn't going to be so bad after all.
2006-09-26 22:39:11 / Rating: 389.75 /
SD
He asked me if I would marry him, and it was then, the second I said yes, I knew that he was not the love of my life.
2006-09-26 10:51:14 / Rating: 363.25 /
DarklyScanned
This month began blackly with a death and ended radiantly with a marriage.
2006-09-21 21:36:20 / Rating: 335.25 /
Alex
I now work for the TV production company who produced the programme on which I met my wife.
2006-09-11 10:40:22 / Rating: 264 /
Kevin Dewell
I'm getting married in 12 hours, I can't sleep, and I couldn't be happier.
2006-09-09 13:57:52 / Rating: 438.75 /
clementine
I thought it would be wonderful; twenty years later my life is shattered.
2006-08-18 09:44:55 / Rating: 356.5 /
Mindy G.
She knows their hearts belong together and she knows how lucky she is.
2006-08-18 00:04:05 / Rating: 295 /
Michael
We're going to marry, she simply doesn't know it yet.
2006-08-17 17:30:55 / Rating: 393.25 /
Shannon
I should have known it was doomed when we fought desperately on our honeymoon.
2006-08-14 19:31:15 / Rating: 292 /
Daniel
"It'll never work," he said -- the friend who gave me confidence, courage and class -- but, three years later, I'm marrying her, and I'm the happiest man alive.
2006-08-12 17:44:20 / Rating: 330 /
Duane
My wife pushed, the baby squalled, and I knew at that moment that the little girl was not mine.
2006-08-10 13:38:33 / Rating: 317.25 /