Story archives - tag: "math"

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I realized how sad my life is when I found myself reading a graduate mathematics reference text for pleasure on a Friday night.

tags: math alone sad [add]

2008-09-02 09:38:20 / Rating: 94.25 /

mathematically challenged

I'm so terrible at math that my precalculus teacher had me write an essay about why I'm terrible at math so I wouldn't fail the class.

tags: math high school humor [add]

2008-03-26 13:24:59 / Rating: 197.5 /

Eximus

As I looked at my old lecture notes, a doctoral thesis in math and physics, I realized: nothing will ever make me feel smart.

tags: notes math physics school intelligence self-esteem [add]

2007-11-12 22:49:29 / Rating: 199.75 /

yeah i'm a nerd

As x = my bank account approaches zero, y = me being nervous exponentially increases.

tags: math money [add]

2007-10-02 10:29:05 / Rating: 122 /