Story archives - tag: "meta"

Hannah

After reading every one sentence on here, I have finally found someone else who has fibromyalgia.

tags: fibromyalgia sabrina meta pain [add]

2011-10-13 23:02:13 / Rating: 227.25 /

Austin

I just read a One Sentence from 2007 about someone who apparently sang an E sharp, and I just need to point out that this is extremely idiotic because not only is E sharp actually F, but E sharp also first appears in the key of F sharp, and it would save a lot of time to say the song is just in G flat.

tags: music redundancy e sharp meta [add]

2011-08-04 10:57:51 / Rating: 424.75 /

WhitneyfromHouston

He wrote a One Sentence about me in 2007, and now we're getting married on Friday.

tags: wedding baseball fate? meta [add]

2010-11-18 10:29:30 / Rating: 842 /

work sentence

A friend and I tried making our own version of One Sentence at work, but all we got back were poor motivational one liners and complaints about spammed inboxes.

tags: work friend onesentence spam meta [add]

2010-11-10 15:39:14 / Rating: 449.5 /

growl owl

Having discovered One Sentence last summer at a job I quit soon after, I find myself rediscovering it almost a year later, at the same job, about to quit again.

tags: work deja vu meta [add]

2010-06-08 11:57:34 / Rating: 393.75 /

fisher

Until that day, I never quite understood the feelings of the author of the onesentence that read, "The spare was flat, too."

tags: humor me too understanding meta [add]

2010-05-07 15:51:10 / Rating: 543 /

cg

As I tried to tag a sentence I submitted, my computer suggested the tags "sex, poison ivy, humor, feet" and I can't remember ever submitting a sentence that would include those four things.

tags: sex poison ivy humor feet meta [add]

2009-09-18 15:14:56 / Rating: 500 /

Oh, the irony

It was only after I voted "no" on an unapproved entry that I realized it was one of my own.

tags: humor irony meta [add]

2009-05-29 09:19:01 / Rating: 691.25 /

Kitsch

The hand on the One Sentence home page is pointing to a link called Where's My Cell Phone on my bookmarks bar, but it actually goes to a crossdressing forum.

tags: meta [add]

2009-05-26 13:41:36 / Rating: 341.75 /

Peter

The best conversation I've had in six months is when the girl I love and I copy-and-pasted One Sentences to each other through AIM.

tags: meta far away lonely conversation [add]

2009-04-27 15:22:01 / Rating: 487 /

Herr Benötigen Sie Mehr Getränke

To which I answered, "We now can communicate in code undetected by our adversaries and allies alike, simply by inputting a single sentence, to be posted on an unread, underfunded, underground governmental experiment in the form of a web page".

tags: ed secret humor inside joke communique meta [add]

2009-01-20 12:29:03 / Rating: 512.25 /

Mattie

My teacher told me my excuse was more bogus than a story she had read on One Sentence, which happened to be the truest thing I had ever written.

tags: humor teacher irony teacher read my story and didn't know it was mine meta [add]

2009-01-07 11:40:56 / Rating: 638.75 /

me

It's been a month today since he died and this website was my last port of call for somewhere he might have hidden a message to me.

tags: suicide grief meta [add]

2008-10-15 15:17:01 / Rating: 693.25 /

Baby Mamma

If I hadn't sent him the link to a one sentence story after we broke up, then I might not be sitting here next to him and pregnant with his baby.

tags: break-up make-up pregnancy love meta [add]

2008-10-15 15:13:18 / Rating: 812.5 /

Sleepy

"One Sentence" helped me stay awake until two in the morning so I could take my second morning after pill.

tags: accidents humor thanks meta [add]

2008-10-06 13:08:30 / Rating: 557 /

Connor

All I could think of as my friend sat naked next to me encouraging me to throw up was what a great One Sentence it would make.

tags: drunk friendship humor meta [add]

2008-08-04 09:49:49 / Rating: 702.25 /

C.

I sent the boy I'm falling for the link to this site with the hope that he might one day see this and realize everything without real words being exchanged.

tags: crush link meta [add]

2008-06-03 11:02:28 / Rating: 460.5 /

Oh the irony

Reading through the unapproved sentences yesterday, I was impressed with the emotional intensity and similarity I had with one of them, until I realized it was one of my own.

tags: humor irony meta [add]

2008-05-30 10:09:50 / Rating: 682.75 /

tired of waiting

I stay up late reading One Sentence to put off waking up without her.

tags: long distance relationship alone distracted meta [add]

2008-05-08 17:37:24 / Rating: 709.25 /

m

When I giggled at a particularly witty sentence, my professor realized I was not listening to his lecture on solid rocket boosters.

tags: oops not paying attention caught meta [add]

2008-04-17 18:06:14 / Rating: 518 /

JP

I think it was after the 20th time she had emailed me a sentence from this website that I realized she was as eager to talk to me as I was to her.

tags: co-worker crushing e-mail slacking meta [add]

2008-04-01 12:06:37 / Rating: 495.5 /

Addict

Someone asked me what my greatest addiction was, and all I could think of was this damn website.

tags: meta surveys addiction [add]

2008-03-19 10:03:13 / Rating: 488.75 /

Petra

I alternate between hating the administrator of this damn site and compassionately wondering if he just needs an assistant.

tags: meta [add]

2008-02-20 16:24:38 / Rating: 421.5 /

Hours away from people that love me

With all the tags for "college" I finally feel connected to my age group.

tags: sad lonely love college meta [add]

2008-02-06 13:37:15 / Rating: 664 /

Ssshhh...

I really wish my new office mate could tell a story in one sentence.

tags: long-winded work co-worker meta [add]

2007-12-28 13:53:17 / Rating: 741.75 /

Jess

My life is on the cusp of requiring more than one sentence.

tags: meta life [add]

2007-12-03 15:18:33 / Rating: 738 /

Don't Fall In Love

You tried to keep your secret from me for so long, but who knew that I would have discovered it online?

tags: secret internet meta [add]

2007-11-24 18:28:04 / Rating: 473 /

Cee

Feeling bad for the sentences lacking proper props, I "thumbs up" them frequently with the hope that it will make the author's day just that much better.

tags: thumbs up thanks and you're welcome meta [add]

2007-10-16 11:02:05 / Rating: 759 /

Arris

I've become so addicted to this web site that I'm reduced to condensing every event of every day to a single sentence including movies, my work day and the birth of my grandchild.

tags: humor OCD meta [add]

2007-10-15 17:31:37 / Rating: 648.25 /

ivana

Every now and then a sentence will strike me and I'll think, "I wanna write a book about that."

tags: meta book write inspiration aspiration [add]

2007-10-03 10:04:01 / Rating: 687.25 /

Bleu

Each afternoon when I arrive home from school, I immediately check onesentence to see if there have been any new additions, and when there hasn't, I feel as if my day was entirely pointless.

tags: meta disappointment addict [add]

2007-10-01 09:59:13 / Rating: 498.5 /

Missay

I wonder who The Guy Wearing the Bowler Hat had to shag to get three sentences posted in a row.

tags: wonder bowler hat meta [add]

2007-09-28 17:09:25 / Rating: 532.25 /

Dawn

I felt embarrassed for not reading the FAQ first and submitting such a tired sentence.

tags: read faq meta [add]

2007-09-13 14:27:12 / Rating: 384.5 /

Rfop

I tried to write a story but I couldn't word it in such a way that I wouldn't be afraid she'd see it.

tags: girl neurosis writing meta [add]

2007-08-30 16:46:44 / Rating: 469.75 /

Roberto

Every book I have ever read was made up of single sentences.

tags: meta books [add]

2007-08-03 15:40:43 / Rating: 572 /

MostEvilTwin

I searched in vain for my one sentence story until I realized that I'd better search for validation in a more meaningful place.

tags: validation moving on meta [add]

2007-07-24 16:44:07 / Rating: 569.75 /

Long-Lost

As I sat here and read all the new sentences of the day I nearly had a mini heart attack when I saw his name, read the sentence and realized that it really is him.

tags: lost meta [add]

2007-07-12 21:18:31 / Rating: 481.25 /

LeJourDapres

I was so glad that my previous sentence was the #1024, as if it was enough to make the geek I dream to be.

tags: humor meta geek [add]

2007-07-12 21:17:11 / Rating: 475.5 /

Where's that darn halo...?

The "One Sentence Finger" at the top of this page points to my Firefox bookmark labeled 'Twitter' but it's actually my favorite erotica archive.

tags: humor secret silly meta [add]

2007-06-08 17:59:17 / Rating: 649.25 /

eggsaladstains

After hearing for the umpteenth time how important it is to live in the now, I begin to wonder why I am spending my "now" studying for the AP Psychology exam, and furthermore, why I am submitting this to One Sentence.

tags: irony meta [add]

2007-05-10 10:40:59 / Rating: 592.5 /

SJ Boredome

I acknowledged the fact that I have no life when the first thing I do every morning is check onesentence.org.

tags: humor life bored meta [add]

2007-05-10 10:40:17 / Rating: 643 /

N.M.

My life has come to a focal point: sitting in a law office waiting for the newest one sentence story.

tags: law meta [add]

2007-04-09 16:48:14 / Rating: 472.25 /

captain

I think my ex-boyfriend might be on this site too.

tags: strange coincidence meta [add]

2007-03-30 11:25:26 / Rating: 540.75 /

Peter Duimstra

A person was reading a one-sentence story and wondering how it would end when suddenly, it did.

tags: meta [add]

2007-03-28 17:04:29 / Rating: 436.25 /

lord onan

As I sat at my computer, reading all the stories on onesentence.org, it was comforting to realise that there were other people out there who were as bored as me.

tags: bored meta [add]

2007-03-27 14:03:37 / Rating: 441.5 /

Shame

I use a name that is not my own when I submit sentences because I know that my mom likes this website too.

tags: paranoid meta [add]

2007-03-22 16:41:30 / Rating: 369 /

Heather

And shortly after I gave her sentence a "Yay", I realized that I had broken our tie in ratings in her favor.

tags: humor meta [add]

2007-03-13 12:49:31 / Rating: 573.5 /

Niels

Given my options for tonight are tending a karaoke party or working on a complex simulation and given I have had to much to drink last night, I choose the third option which is surfing the internet and writing one sentence stories.

tags: hangover meta [add]

2007-02-01 15:55:33 / Rating: 458.25 /

claire

Instead of listening to my Economics teacher talk about a decrease in the market demand, I am reading this website.

tags: school meta [add]

2007-02-01 09:37:27 / Rating: 494.25 /

green_jacket

I went on the page again, only to see that none of my sentences were posted.

tags: sad meta [add]

2007-01-11 10:45:16 / Rating: 561.5 /

I'll miss you

After I post this, I'm going to go tell the girl that I love, my best friend, that I never want to see her again because she can't love me back.

tags: meta love moving on [add]

2007-01-01 19:57:59 / Rating: 723 /

littlemourges

True stories, told in one sentence, are best suited as necessary and urgent confessions.

tags: meta [add]

2006-12-21 14:44:57 / Rating: 375 /

Elizabeth

If I booed the one-sentence story of someone's life on OneSentence.org, does that mean I'm a bad person?

tags: meta [add]

2006-12-11 20:22:55 / Rating: 372.25 /

you know who i am

She got jealous when my sentence got accepted and none of hers did.

tags: jealousy meta [add]

2006-10-19 00:25:30 / Rating: 443.75 /

Philip

My story hasn't been accepted by OneSentence.org and I'm asking myself if my life isn't even worth it to them.

tags: meta [add]

2006-10-16 12:56:46 / Rating: 418.25 /

J

As I stare at my 20.5 rating, I wonder about the policy on giving a "Yay!" to your own story.

tags: humor meta story yay [add]

2006-10-11 11:36:29 / Rating: 763 /

Bryce

While I sit here teary eyed, reading stories I could have written from my own life, I think "How many of these are actually true?"

tags: paranoia trust meta [add]

2006-10-07 21:23:38 / Rating: 605.25 /

kd

I finally must confess that, despite all efforts, I can no longer bring myself to vote for even the most beautiful and touching "One Sentence" submission, because that would mean admitting that my own story was nothing more than average.

tags: meta creativity pride hypocrisy arrogance denial [add]

2006-09-12 22:12:11 / Rating: 790.75 /

Brian Hurle

I entered a story to onesentence.org and recieved one "yay" and two "boos."

tags: meta [add]

2006-09-07 07:40:07 / Rating: 486.75 /