Story archives - tag: "milk"


I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.

tags: humor breakup ex crazy milk sleep [add]

2009-10-12 11:59:03 / Rating: 509.75 /

Brett Keoki Patton

I believe it was unfair of my parents to put so much pressure on me as a child to make a choice as to what percent of milk I preferred.

tags: childhood milk parents pressure precent [add]

2009-02-02 10:38:54 / Rating: 642.75 /

Eternal Flame

I forget which was funnier: the joke my friend told at lunch, or the milk that I shot out of my nose.

tags: humor milk oops [add]

2008-03-10 10:18:13 / Rating: 609.25 /


It occurred to me later that giving 4 gallons of milk for a Christmas gift might not be such a great idea after all.

tags: mistakes Chirstmas milk gift humor [add]

2007-03-14 17:09:11 / Rating: 575.25 /