One Sentence archive - tag: "milk"

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I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.

2009-10-12 11:59:03 / Rating: 381.25 /

I believe it was unfair of my parents to put so much pressure on me as a child to make a choice as to what percent of milk I preferred.

2009-02-02 10:38:54 / Rating: 518 /

I forget which was funnier: the joke my friend told at lunch, or the milk that I shot out of my nose.

2008-03-10 10:18:13 / Rating: 519.25 /

It occurred to me later that giving 4 gallons of milk for a Christmas gift might not be such a great idea after all.

2007-03-14 17:09:11 / Rating: 467 /