Story archives - tag: "mistake"

c.

You know you are too much of a people-pleaser when you, a straight girl, hook up with a lesbian who is into you and pretend to really like it so you don't hurt her feelings.

tags: awkward hook up people pleaser oops lesbian friend mistake [add]

2008-08-06 16:33:50 / Rating: 41.5 /

Tomatoes

I crashed my friend's car on a sandwich run and to top it off, I brought him back the wrong sandwich.

tags: humor mistake sandwich car accident [add]

2008-05-27 10:11:19 / Rating: 212.5 /

Blackfeather

When the doorbell rang at four o'clock in the morning, I knew the cop had seen my license plate.

tags: police mistake shame late night oops regret stupid [add]

2008-05-07 11:16:24 / Rating: 121.5 /

Dylan

As I was washing my hands I noticed the lack of urinals along the wall and realized I had made this mistake twice in the same day.

tags: humor bathroom mistake oops [add]

2008-04-15 10:06:10 / Rating: 276.25 /

Adam

25 stitches later, I realized my biggest mistake wasn't jumping off the roof but grabbing the gutter on my way down

tags: ouch stitches mistake [add]

2008-04-02 13:53:32 / Rating: 128.75 /

James A. Calwell III

Just how does a package shipped from New Jersey to Virginia end up in Jacksonville, Florida in transit anyway?

tags: why me ups mail mistake [add]

2008-02-22 16:10:29 / Rating: 130.25 /

patronsaint

A perfect day for me would be one that ends without someone being forced to say, "At least you can learn from your mistakes."

tags: perfect day mistake platitude [add]

2007-08-14 16:58:23 / Rating: 101 /

Student

By the look on her face, I knew that I had just told my Arabic teacher that she was tasty.

tags: Arabic mistake oops humor [add]

2007-07-20 15:43:27 / Rating: 223.75 /

Jonathan Stanton

That's when I knew I was doomed.

tags: doom doomed funny oh no mistake [add]

2007-05-10 10:39:28 / Rating: 130.25 /

mediocre

It wasn't until two days later that I realized I had not answered the question posed by the essay portion of the final exam.

tags: college final mistake oops [add]

2007-03-13 12:48:17 / Rating: 171.75 /

jbornebu

When David and I decided to switch partners, the girls agreed and took off together, leaving us behind.

tags: surprise mistake [add]

2007-01-16 14:55:17 / Rating: 145.75 /

Sasha

I guess he was trying to play "footsies" with me, but I took it as I was in his way, so I moved my feet.

tags: footsies high school mistake [add]

2006-11-28 17:05:57 / Rating: 135 /

Kate O

When my father heard the loud hissing noise coming from the whole train, he realized that no, that was NOT the door handle.

tags: emergency brake train humor mistake [add]

2006-11-16 09:43:48 / Rating: 171.25 /

Timothy

I hadn't yet dressed as I poured the boiling water over the coffee filter tilting precariously over the rim of a broken pot.

tags: humor mistake ouch [add]

2006-10-11 14:19:21 / Rating: 139.5 /

mark

His big round eyes welled up with tears and the look of disappointment and sadness that comes from an innocent child betrayed made me wish that the slap was a million times on my face.

tags: mistake children love [add]

2006-09-11 10:18:56 / Rating: 192.75 /

Brad

It was a mistake to leave Matt in the car to sober up, because it turns out he was in there puking a varitable mix of pure liquid alcohol and huge chunks of roast beef that made me ponder my chewing habits.

tags: vomit puke drinking mistake meat [add]

2006-08-10 14:00:28 / Rating: 149.5 /