Charlie G
On a one lane dirt road 30 miles deep into a rain soaked state forest it finally occurs to me, this is no place for my Toyota Corolla.
On a one lane dirt road 30 miles deep into a rain soaked state forest it finally occurs to me, this is no place for my Toyota Corolla.
Every time I look at our baby boy, I am reminded of how much I don't want to do this.
Imagine my embarrassment, when losing patience with the deli woman's consistently nodding 'No' to my food orders, when I discovered she had Parkinson's.
I'll never forget the day when I realized I was born 8 months to the day of my parents wedding date.
On my very first camping trip, I learned that if I drop a dead caterpillar in my mom's coffee, she will not only not get mad at me, but she will also still drink the coffee.
My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that "WTF" means "Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet.
I realized what a mistake it had been when my would-have-been prom date tried to rape me when I drove him home after his prom date ditched him.
She tried to convert me to Christianity because I looked Jewish.
I took a huge bite of rice pudding only to realize that it was actually tartar sauce.
You know you are too much of a people-pleaser when you, a straight girl, hook up with a lesbian who is into you and pretend to really like it so you don't hurt her feelings.
I crashed my friend's car on a sandwich run and to top it off, I brought him back the wrong sandwich.
When the doorbell rang at four o'clock in the morning, I knew the cop had seen my license plate.
As I was washing my hands I noticed the lack of urinals along the wall and realized I had made this mistake twice in the same day.
25 stitches later, I realized my biggest mistake wasn't jumping off the roof but grabbing the gutter on my way down
Just how does a package shipped from New Jersey to Virginia end up in Jacksonville, Florida in transit anyway?
A perfect day for me would be one that ends without someone being forced to say, "At least you can learn from your mistakes."
By the look on her face, I knew that I had just told my Arabic teacher that she was tasty.
It wasn't until two days later that I realized I had not answered the question posed by the essay portion of the final exam.
When David and I decided to switch partners, the girls agreed and took off together, leaving us behind.
I guess he was trying to play "footsies" with me, but I took it as I was in his way, so I moved my feet.
When my father heard the loud hissing noise coming from the whole train, he realized that no, that was NOT the door handle.
I hadn't yet dressed as I poured the boiling water over the coffee filter tilting precariously over the rim of a broken pot.
His big round eyes welled up with tears and the look of disappointment and sadness that comes from an innocent child betrayed made me wish that the slap was a million times on my face.