Story archives - tag: "mistaken identity"

Mistaken confidentiality

An excited 3 AM call about his first homosexual experience in desperate confidentiality to June, was followed by my response of, "Um, you have the wrong number."

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2009-03-05 11:38:10 / Rating: 963.75 /


"But I AM a girl," I told the librarian as she shooed me out of the restroom.

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2008-09-10 18:08:01 / Rating: 887 /


I was thoroughly disappointed when I realized that Ms. Schiefericke, whom I had thought to be the young, beautiful, blonde woman I saw standing in the hall outside of her precalculus class, was actually a 70-year-old English teacher.

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2007-03-16 13:38:08 / Rating: 498.5 /

miss melissa

There's this guy at my work who goes completely out of his way to be polite and call me by my name, but he thinks it's Martha and I dont have the courage to let him know otherwise.

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2007-03-07 09:43:59 / Rating: 435.5 /

quick reflexes

The three friends (thinking I was someone else) were quite shocked that instead of bashing my head in at that gas station parking lot they had came so very close to meeting their maker.

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2006-09-06 07:46:05 / Rating: 349.5 /

Doug Weston II

The mysterious animal hissing under the towel turned out to be a can of Right Guard.

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2006-09-01 08:40:12 / Rating: 883.75 /