Mistaken confidentiality
An excited 3 AM call about his first homosexual experience in desperate confidentiality to June, was followed by my response of, "Um, you have the wrong number."
2009-03-05 11:38:10 / Rating: 743.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "mistaken identity"
Emily
"But I AM a girl," I told the librarian as she shooed me out of the restroom.
2008-09-10 18:08:01 / Rating: 757.75 /
kate
I was thoroughly disappointed when I realized that Ms. Schiefericke, whom I had thought to be the young, beautiful, blonde woman I saw standing in the hall outside of her precalculus class, was actually a 70-year-old English teacher.
2007-03-16 13:38:08 / Rating: 357.5 /
miss melissa
There's this guy at my work who goes completely out of his way to be polite and call me by my name, but he thinks it's Martha and I dont have the courage to let him know otherwise.
2007-03-07 09:43:59 / Rating: 326.5 /
quick reflexes
The three friends (thinking I was someone else) were quite shocked that instead of bashing my head in at that gas station parking lot they had came so very close to meeting their maker.
2006-09-06 07:46:05 / Rating: 261.75 /
Doug Weston II
The mysterious animal hissing under the towel turned out to be a can of Right Guard.
2006-09-01 08:40:12 / Rating: 765.25 /