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The only reason I feel like calling my biological father is that he forgot my birthday and I know he'll send me a lot of cash to apologize.
The only reason I feel like calling my biological father is that he forgot my birthday and I know he'll send me a lot of cash to apologize.
I realized my family's odd list of priorities when, while standing in the kitchen under the leaking roof, my father informed me he needed a ride to the Porsche dealer to pick up his new car.
As I gave him the last 35 cents in my pocket, I realized that the homeless man was now wealthier than I was.
He won $500 on the first scratch ticket he bought on his 18th birthday.
The young lady who bought my '78 Toyota Celica for three grand paid for it with fives and tens and four jars of linty coins.
Because I have an aversion to admitting weakness, I don't have the money to pay for next semester and my parents think it's already paid.
The letter from the IRS politely explained that they would like the taxes I haven't paid for over ten years.
Every time I spend a dollar of the 15 grand indemnification I got after the accident, my knee actually hurts.
As x = my bank account approaches zero, y = me being nervous exponentially increases.
He needed that dollar for parking so he smashed the money maze puzzle with a baseball bat.
In the month since I've started my new job I've been paid more then I ever have in my life but have yet to be given anything to work on.
I'm currently in search of a reasonably priced flight to New York City from the Lower Saxony Region of Germany (as of now they're in the thousands due to things like terror, G8 and Live Earth).
The day I found a twenty dollar bill on the street when I was 10 was the happiest day of my life.
The work week seems to be a repeating blip that echoes a nasty scratch on the record of life.
I have been in Hawaii for four days and I have four dollars left.
I fear that people would believe me to be a malingerer, and even my estranged father, upon hearing about the dilemma which my symptoms presented, commented, "I think you're allergic to work."
While I was at work making money for her, she was with some other guy.
His mum was so restrictive with money it made me anorexic.