Story archives - tag: "mothers"


My mother believed I seduced her husband, even though my stepfather had me pinned to the bed, his hand over my mouth so I wouldn't scream.

tags: Molestion rape truth blind mothers betrayal [add]

2012-07-23 15:05:43 / Rating: 806.5 /


My mother cooked our Thanksgiving dinner on the kitchen counter that I sat on butt-naked, last night, as my tea brewed.

tags: mothers Thanksgiving tea naked birthday suit kitchen counter probably dirty oh well oops humor cooking [add]

2011-01-14 12:33:40 / Rating: 637.75 /


Her four-year-old daughter turned to me from her spot in the tree and said, "Climbing trees is more fun than losing mothers."

tags: death child mothers cousin [add]

2010-11-01 15:08:26 / Rating: 574 /


As my mom drove away, after backing into the corner of our fenced in yard with our 15-passenger van, she yelled at us, "FIX THE FENCE!"

tags: humor crash mom mothers mother driving fence fences fix van yelling yelled driving drove corner [add]

2010-06-08 11:42:09 / Rating: 591.75 /


My mom frantically searched for me around the house to finally find me finishing off a big stick of butter.

tags: humor childhood mothers memories [add]

2009-06-14 17:35:02 / Rating: 523.25 /

Obsessive if it doesn't matter

My mother didn't realize that teaching me to fight, shoot, and play pool made it hard to find a boyfriend without tattoos.

tags: growing up mothers marriage [add]

2008-03-19 10:10:40 / Rating: 862.5 /


Answering the door to trick-or-treaters in all her hairless chemo glory, my mother has inspired me more than she could ever imagine.

tags: halloween cancer chemo inspiration mothers daughters [add]

2007-11-09 11:01:52 / Rating: 915.5 /

Murphy's Lawyer

His whole group was delayed at the Thailand airport for a day because he didn't know what suitcase his mother packed his clothes in.

tags: travel mothers suitcase [add]

2007-10-18 14:03:34 / Rating: 539.5 /


"Sorry, sweetie," Mom said as she used some napkins to wipe the elephant snot off my forearm, "but he took all your peanuts."

tags: childhood mothers humor elephants [add]

2007-06-14 14:57:08 / Rating: 779.25 /


When I was 12 my mom told me that I should sleep with as many men as possible.

tags: childhood mothers sex [add]

2006-11-27 10:34:46 / Rating: 745.25 /