Elesary
My mother believed I seduced her husband, even though my stepfather had me pinned to the bed, his hand over my mouth so I wouldn't scream.
2012-07-23 15:05:43 / Rating: 616.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "mothers"
SweaterSleeve
My mother cooked our Thanksgiving dinner on the kitchen counter that I sat on butt-naked, last night, as my tea brewed.
2011-01-14 12:33:40 / Rating: 437 /
Zero
Her four-year-old daughter turned to me from her spot in the tree and said, "Climbing trees is more fun than losing mothers."
2010-11-01 15:08:26 / Rating: 457.75 /
J
As my mom drove away, after backing into the corner of our fenced in yard with our 15-passenger van, she yelled at us, "FIX THE FENCE!"
2010-06-08 11:42:09 / Rating: 428 /
Tay-Tay
My mom frantically searched for me around the house to finally find me finishing off a big stick of butter.
2009-06-14 17:35:02 / Rating: 385 /
Obsessive if it doesn't matter
My mother didn't realize that teaching me to fight, shoot, and play pool made it hard to find a boyfriend without tattoos.
2008-03-19 10:10:40 / Rating: 729.5 /
fluffy
Answering the door to trick-or-treaters in all her hairless chemo glory, my mother has inspired me more than she could ever imagine.
2007-11-09 11:01:52 / Rating: 808.5 /
Murphy's Lawyer
His whole group was delayed at the Thailand airport for a day because he didn't know what suitcase his mother packed his clothes in.
2007-10-18 14:03:34 / Rating: 426.25 /
kwerk
"Sorry, sweetie," Mom said as she used some napkins to wipe the elephant snot off my forearm, "but he took all your peanuts."
2007-06-14 14:57:08 / Rating: 657.25 /
SS
When I was 12 my mom told me that I should sleep with as many men as possible.
2006-11-27 10:34:46 / Rating: 624.5 /