One Sentence archive - tag: "mothers"

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As my mom drove away, after backing into the corner of our fenced in yard with our 15-passenger van, she yelled at us, "FIX THE FENCE!"

2010-06-08 11:42:09 / Rating: 92.25 /

My mom frantically searched for me around the house to finally find me finishing off a big stick of butter.

2009-06-14 17:35:02 / Rating: 139.5 /

My mother didn't realize that teaching me to fight, shoot, and play pool made it hard to find a boyfriend without tattoos.

2008-03-19 10:10:40 / Rating: 482.75 /

Answering the door to trick-or-treaters in all her hairless chemo glory, my mother has inspired me more than she could ever imagine.

2007-11-09 11:01:52 / Rating: 587.75 /

His whole group was delayed at the Thailand airport for a day because he didn't know what suitcase his mother packed his clothes in.

2007-10-18 14:03:34 / Rating: 259 /

"Sorry, sweetie," Mom said as she used some napkins to wipe the elephant snot off my forearm, "but he took all your peanuts."

2007-06-14 14:57:08 / Rating: 442.5 /

When I was 12 my mom told me that I should sleep with as many men as possible.

2006-11-27 10:34:46 / Rating: 403 /