Story archives - tag: "movies"


Before she kissed me, she told me that regrets are like bad movies in that they make us laugh sometimes when we watch them over but are needed to show us what a good movie is.

tags: kiss regret movies laugh [add]

2010-12-10 10:15:33 / Rating: 662.5 /


It wasn't until after I discovered the 3D glasses from "Avatar" still in my purse that I realized I had accidentally dropped my $40 sunglasses into the recycling bin instead.

tags: humor movies accident sunglasses [add]

2010-03-03 10:35:59 / Rating: 683.25 /


As I held my son back while he was screaming at his dead mother, I had the strangest feeling I had seen this exact scene in a movie.

tags: sadness horror death movies [add]

2008-07-14 12:41:32 / Rating: 779.75 /


I've been watching all the movies you wanted me to see when we were together.

tags: love break-up movies [add]

2008-04-08 17:01:58 / Rating: 726 /


Before that night, I'd thought it was only in movies that people could dance in the rain and not care how wet they got.

tags: rain night movies dance [add]

2008-03-03 13:01:29 / Rating: 664 /


I let the students convince me to let them watch a movie, then I assigned them an essay to write about it.

tags: teaching movies expectation [add]

2008-01-22 18:12:18 / Rating: 433.5 /

Holy Roller Novocaine

I may have cost my company ten million dollars yesterday, but it's more important for me right now to figure out who in my office I would cast in 'Office Space' roles.

tags: humor movies work [add]

2007-11-07 13:13:45 / Rating: 577.5 /


No one noticed us hooking up beneath the covers during movie night.

tags: humor movies high school [add]

2007-10-29 10:10:32 / Rating: 536.5 /


After adopting my father's habit of sitting through the entirety of movie credits, I realized that it had payed off when I saw the name Shelita Buffet scroll across the screen.

tags: movies fathers humor childhood [add]

2007-07-16 15:25:42 / Rating: 778.75 /


When one of my high school "friends" posted what I'm sure he thought was a brilliantly scathing review of the 5th Harry Potter movie, all I could do was be surprised at his ignorant expectations.

tags: Harry Potter review friends ignorance movies expectations [add]

2007-07-16 15:24:43 / Rating: 560 /


I knew what would happen if I let her take off my shirt, but I just wasn't willing to lose my virginity to a girl whose favorite movie was "Eurotrip."

tags: humor sex movies [add]

2007-06-15 22:52:06 / Rating: 878.25 /


I can't wait until "Cars" comes out on DVD because I am so sick of watching "Over the Hedge" non-stop.

tags: children movies parenting [add]

2006-10-31 14:08:07 / Rating: 661 /

call me dave

It was the first movie I went to see but never saw, heard but never listened to and came out smiling without knowing the ending.

tags: love movie movies humor [add]

2006-10-02 18:45:41 / Rating: 737 /


A couple in their seventies sat behind me in Clerks II and exclaimed, "That was a great movie!"

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2006-08-09 23:40:54 / Rating: 422.75 /