Story archives - tag: "murder"

friend of a friend

I stumbled upon a DVD of yours in our collection and put it aside to give back, only to find out moments later that you were dead.

tags: david murder friend kill bill memory movie death [add]

2008-08-11 16:32:18 / Rating: 207.25 /

Anonymous

Thanks to me my best friend hasn't killed himself yet, but when I burn out and stop trying for him he'll kill two other people, then himself.

tags: murder suicide friendship [add]

2008-06-04 09:48:09 / Rating: 91 /

Chad

Today I've identified 15 objects on my desk that could kill a person.

tags: work murder frustration [add]

2008-04-25 10:37:37 / Rating: 265.75 /

Lo and behold

The way he pronounced "gyros" made me want to strangle him, which he knew, so he said it as often as possible.

tags: gyros ex-boyfriends annoyance murder [add]

2007-11-02 14:40:38 / Rating: 179.75 /

Ahera

I still believe it was you who killed the cat.

tags: cats suspicion murder [add]

2007-07-10 14:20:44 / Rating: 142 /

Steven

It wasn't suicide.

tags: suicide murder unknown lies [add]

2006-11-21 09:52:25 / Rating: 218 /

Finster

I'd gone to bed really annoyed about failing to find the party to crash, but in the morning when we heard about the double murder, I clearly remember that my first thought was that bad luck is often good luck in disguise.

tags: luck murder party [add]

2006-10-17 15:05:54 / Rating: 195.25 /

Christopher

Grasshoppers need their hind legs to live.

tags: entomology childhood grasshoppers murder [add]

2006-10-03 10:43:15 / Rating: 214.5 /