for real though?
I curled up in bed after my shower, naked as the day I was born, not expecting the fire alarm to go off at 4 am in my co-ed dorm.
2010-03-11 16:13:41 / Rating: 68.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "naked"
Naked Cookie Monster
I just wanted a cookie from the top shelf that morning in 1979, but ended up with a dislocated knee, a broken arm and a rusty nail through my penis.
2010-02-09 12:23:55 / Rating: 269.25 /
Rinse... not shampoo
Standing naked in a shower, in a foreign land, I realized I bought conditioner, not shampoo, AGAIN.
2009-11-30 12:55:56 / Rating: 224.25 /
renaichan
Seeing Wolverine's naked hiney with my mom was surprisingly not awkward.
2009-05-26 13:39:05 / Rating: 194.25 /
Mike
So how did eating pickles and devils food cake at 3 am turn into my dad giving me the Heimlich naked?
2009-05-20 10:34:03 / Rating: 269.75 /
MKSRH
Two weeks after I told him I was too embarrassed to be naked in front of anyone, I was naked in his bed, and I still don't know how he did it.
2009-03-27 14:17:20 / Rating: 584.5 /
Jaded
It took a stalker to realize that maybe I shouldn't be naked on the internet anymore.
2009-03-10 11:16:31 / Rating: 196.5 /
56910
Streaking with 1234 in the middle of the night at that Christian school just proved that religion had never been a part of my life.
2008-06-27 14:54:04 / Rating: 203.5 /
Cam
My neighbor just found out that I get dressed with the blinds open.
2008-05-21 09:33:33 / Rating: 261.25 /
Laura
Yesterday I walked naked into my bathroom, looked up through the skylight, and discovered that there was a construction worker on my roof.
2008-05-15 11:42:01 / Rating: 406.25 /
Mr. Nudie Pants
As my "private parts" felt the simultaneous warmth of the sun and coolnes of the spring breeze, I realized what I'd known all along: the nude beach is where I was born to live.
2008-02-22 14:58:19 / Rating: 278.25 /
taper jean girl
My best friend looked out at the ocean, back at the shore and then at me, and asked "What happened to our clothes?"
2007-10-22 13:56:11 / Rating: 358 /
Prince Albert
Lately my clothes have felt incredibly stifling and the first thing I do when I get back from class is rip them off.
2007-10-05 10:23:07 / Rating: 337.25 /
Eureka
There's a picture of you on my wall and sometimes I feel funny about getting naked in front of it.
2007-05-21 10:16:02 / Rating: 442.75 /