RevIrrev
A hospice nurse I work with told our patient that he looks "like death warmed over" and thinks it's okay because it was a joke.
2012-02-09 18:34:44 / Rating: 165.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "nurse"
Kat
Upon seeing the horrified look on my mother's face and watching the nurse clamor into the room as the heart monitor flat lined, my 5-year-old brother brightly responded, "Look what I can do!"
2010-04-19 16:44:42 / Rating: 434 /
never the same
I watched her tiny tummy sucking in, her skin pulling tight against her ribs, her hand involuntarily closing on my index finger as she struggled for every breath, and I thought, "One day, is one day too much to ask?"
2008-12-22 15:51:17 / Rating: 845 /
elle
I couldn't figure out why my boyfriend didn't like me to kiss his ears until I realized his mother is an ears-nose-throat nurse.
2008-12-09 09:57:01 / Rating: 377 /
Joker in a Dress
The Halloween store clerk looked surprised when I asked for a non-slutty nurse costume.
2008-10-30 22:14:28 / Rating: 601 /
Bottoms Up
It figures: the one time I get a hot-looking nurse, it's for my colonoscopy.
2008-07-29 13:52:30 / Rating: 663 /
Shane
I was nearly sent to the hospital because I could not convince the school nurse that my head had always been this shape.
2006-08-18 12:27:29 / Rating: 2279.5 /