Contaminated
The day I got diagnosed with bipolar disorder was the day I chased my best friend down the street with a butterfly knife.
2010-03-02 13:30:58 / Rating: 92 / 
Story archives - tag: "odd"
countedx58
At my mother's funeral, my ex-boyfriend's mother told my husband about how many hours I spent sitting in her driveway handing tools to her son while he worked on his car.
2010-01-05 15:43:16 / Rating: 56.5 /
Aero
I probably should not have been so surprised by the odd look the couple in the other truck gave me when they saw me brushing my teeth as I drove down the street in mine.
2009-11-10 09:22:11 / Rating: 66.25 /
natalie
My mother just told me that my father accidently had a ladder delivered to my apartment and my first thought was "How big of a ladder?" instead of "Why did he do that?"
2007-06-22 10:46:58 / Rating: 358 /
petalthrow
One night on ecstasy, I stopped a fight between two drag queens in the ladies restroom and then I made them give each other a hug.
2007-04-03 14:42:58 / Rating: 2608 /
Carl
Sometimes when I get really mad I imagine myself yelling at countries, saying things like "Switzerland, you jerk!"
2006-09-29 09:25:28 / Rating: 362.5 /
Dan
Very few entrepreneurs can say they were conceived on a hot air balloon ride, and also share a direct lineage to both Edgar Allen Poe and Thomas Alva Edison... myself included.
2006-08-29 22:33:02 / Rating: 266.5 /