Jane
My sexual innocence was donated to science the day I first saw a penis on a cadaver.
2011-01-14 13:13:58 / Rating: 270.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "penis"
Naked Cookie Monster
I just wanted a cookie from the top shelf that morning in 1979, but ended up with a dislocated knee, a broken arm and a rusty nail through my penis.
2010-02-09 12:23:55 / Rating: 493.5 /
Rachel
Upon entering practice room 158 this morning to find a large penis scratched into the wood of the piano, I realized once again that college boys never do grow up.
2007-09-18 13:11:33 / Rating: 555.25 /
Snarkmeister
The typo on the Chinese food take-out menu claimed that their Garlic Shrimp contained "flesh mushrooms," and now I can't eat there without giggling like a twelve year old.
2007-08-07 16:19:05 / Rating: 562.25 /