Story archives - tag: "penis"

Naked Cookie Monster

I just wanted a cookie from the top shelf that morning in 1979, but ended up with a dislocated knee, a broken arm and a rusty nail through my penis.

tags: childhood naked accident humor cookie penis [add]

2010-02-09 12:23:55 / Rating: 269.25 /

Rachel

Upon entering practice room 158 this morning to find a large penis scratched into the wood of the piano, I realized once again that college boys never do grow up.

tags: college music piano childhood penis sex [add]

2007-09-18 13:11:33 / Rating: 377.75 /

Snarkmeister

The typo on the Chinese food take-out menu claimed that their Garlic Shrimp contained "flesh mushrooms," and now I can't eat there without giggling like a twelve year old.

tags: humor food Chinese food sex penis typo [add]

2007-08-07 16:19:05 / Rating: 422.25 /