Story archives - tag: "penis"


My sexual innocence was donated to science the day I first saw a penis on a cadaver.

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2011-01-14 13:13:58 / Rating: 437 /

Naked Cookie Monster

I just wanted a cookie from the top shelf that morning in 1979, but ended up with a dislocated knee, a broken arm and a rusty nail through my penis.

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2010-02-09 12:23:55 / Rating: 764 /


Upon entering practice room 158 this morning to find a large penis scratched into the wood of the piano, I realized once again that college boys never do grow up.

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2007-09-18 13:11:33 / Rating: 827.25 /


The typo on the Chinese food take-out menu claimed that their Garlic Shrimp contained "flesh mushrooms," and now I can't eat there without giggling like a twelve year old.

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2007-08-07 16:19:05 / Rating: 753.5 /